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  1. 2009-09-21 23:36 #1
    Atreides
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    short dewdz

    How short is too short?

    I met some guy online, whos dating profile says he's 5'8" But then when we were talking he said he was 135lbs, 4'8"... which I HOPE was a typo.

    I mean 4'8"? Is that even possible? That's like Asian grandma short. I'm like 5'10" so if this guy is really 4'8" that'd put him around the level that he could eat my nipples constantly.

    But yeah, how do you get ask someone how tall they are without sounding like a shallow douche?
  2. 2009-09-21 23:37 #2
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    "how tall are you?"
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    It's a far less shallow inquiry than rack or dick size or skin/eye color.
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    Basically stop being a girl
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    ugh don't even get me started about how much I hate the pre-dick-seeing anxiety

    which btw is the reason I don't date black dudes in case you were wondering
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    I take that back, bitches are more than ready to ask the questions that are necessary.
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    also YOU'RE A GIRL
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    So you're racist against his height? SHALLOW
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atreides View Post
    also YOU'RE A GIRL
    Well I do attention whore and have a rather ample breast size.
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    Oh and not to mention the crippling self-consciousness thing.
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    If anything you should judge your man by his ability to land a decent smash attack.
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    you put shiro and I together and we'd be your every day run of the mill crazy cunt
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    I mean I was trying to justify it like

    "well 4'8" would bring the top of his head under my chin, but if he has a big cock I could maybe look past it"

    but then I realized I probably couldn't lol

    I mean he is hot though but yeah
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    It's honestly more shallow to attempt to justify it through hotness than just asking how tall he is.
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    yeah

    Maybe I'll just treat it like a job interview for something he's unqualified for, like "oh I'm sorry we're impressed by your resume, but you're not exactly what we're looking for"

    He seems to be really in to me so even if he turns out to really be that short I'm 99% sure I could at least get him to suck my dick so there's always that.

    Now I'm trying to think about what my height cutoff would actually be, probably around 5'6" or 5'7" unless REALLY blazing hot? Anyway
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    He's probably 5'8" and you're just working yourself up over nothing.
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    seriously tom cruise is 5'4", this is half a foot shorter than that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    He's probably 5'8" and you're just working yourself up over nothing.
    probably lol
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    Turn off the lights, hold on to the mattress. If it works for fat girls, should work for midgets.
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