short dewdz

[Howard Roark]

he isn't 4'8" bent over

[Shiroikage]

I am 5'5" or something so this thread is close to my heart.

[Atreides]

5'5" is fine if you got a rose shirt

[Atreides]

okay yea he's probably 5'8" because lol:

Gary COLEMAN
Display his horoscope with biography and chart
Born: February 8, 1968
in: Zion (IL) (Etats-Unis)
Sun: 19°03 Aquarius
Moon: 13°24 Gemini
Chinese Astrology: Earth Monkey
Numerology: Birthpath 7
Height: Gary COLEMAN is 4' 8" (1m42) tall

THIS COULD BE SUCKING YOUR DICK:
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/81...ry-coleman.jpg

[Shiroikage]

IF IT IS GARY COLEMAN
YOU MUST DO THIS

[Akucaen]

Just ask him if that was a typo. Even if you're worried about offending him, a 4'8" man is uncommon and topic-worthy in a conversation anyway.

[Sera]

also YOU'RE A GIRL

YOU'RE a towel

also just ask him, who cares

[_chuchu]

How short is too short?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...8300dpi%29.jpg


He's 5'7"

[MysteryMithra]

Holy-fucking-table-breaker-Batman

[Ragnell]

How short is too short?

I met some guy online, whos dating profile says he's 5'8" But then when we were talking he said he was 135lbs, 4'8"... which I HOPE was a typo.

I mean 4'8"? Is that even possible? That's like Asian grandma short. I'm like 5'10" so if this guy is really 4'8" that'd put him around the level that he could eat my nipples constantly.
But yeah, how do you get ask someone how tall they are without sounding like a shallow douche?

Thats a good thing is it not?

ugh don't even get me started about how much I hate the pre-dick-seeing anxiety

which btw is the reason I don't date black dudes in case you were wondering

Racist, you're getting the better deal

Well I do attention whore and have a rather ample breast size.

LOL'd

lol midget faggots

lol

he isn't 4'8" bent over

ilu howard

Holy-fucking-table-breaker-Batman

Too $hort is always a table breaker

[Ohaigaiz]

So why is having a big dick good for a gay guy? It's just visually more appealing than a small dick? Wouldn't you rather have a small dick so your asshole doesn't hurt as much? Do you enjoy taking a shit?

All serious questions.

[Atreides]

cuz it fills you up, and yea @ visually appealing. Too big can be kinda a pain for oral but most gays are half-snake and can unhinge their jaws (and shed their skin!)

and all guys love pooping, straight or gay

[Akanei]

I figured the liking big cahck thing was a default for gays, honestly.

[antihero]

Alright you tarts!

I've got a problem…

You know when you rly, rly need to do a wotsit and you know it's gonna be a biggy? And then you get to the bog and you extrude your poop in the normal manner and, yes, just as you suspected, it was a biggy and then you wipe your bum and pull your pants up. And then you think "aaahhhh, that was good" and you feel all satisfied and fulfilled. And you leave the loo with a jaunty spring in your step and feel ready to face any challenges that the day might throw at you.

Well, my question is, do you get the same feeling if you've just had an ass buggering? I mean, when you think about it, you've got this big willy stuffed up your ass which has got to be at least as uncomfortable as a big poop, and then when the person doing the bumlove has finished his business the willy is removed and the ass should feel some relief... What's worrying me is, if the after-effects of an anal shafting is as pleasurable as a good shit, am I a closet sponge? Has it happened to you?

The problem is, I can't put this to the test because to do so would make me into a raging, rampant queer. Even if my theory proved to be wrong and I didn't enjoy the experience at all, my ass would have been defiled and once defiled it cannot be undefiled. It's OK for chicks because they can have bum love all day without transgressing the sexual boundary & they all secretly love it anyway. How will I cope? Have I caught the gay?

What are your thoughts?

Yours worryingly

Buckethead

[MysteryMithra]

Alright you tarts!

I've got a problem…

You know when you rly, rly need to do a wotsit and you know it's gonna be a biggy? And then you get to the bog and you extrude your poop in the normal manner and, yes, just as you suspected, it was a biggy and then you wipe your bum and pull your pants up. And then you think "aaahhhh, that was good" and you feel all satisfied and fulfilled. And you leave the loo with a jaunty spring in your step and feel ready to face any challenges that the day might throw at you.

Well, my question is, do you get the same feeling if you've just had an ass buggering? I mean, when you think about it, you've got this big willy stuffed up your ass which has got to be at least as uncomfortable as a big poop, and then when the person doing the bumlove has finished his business the willy is removed and the ass should feel some relief... What's worrying me is, if the after-effects of an anal shafting is as pleasurable as a good shit, am I a closet sponge? Has it happened to you?

The problem is, I can't put this to the test because to do so would make me into a raging, rampant queer. Even if my theory proved to be wrong and I didn't enjoy the experience at all, my ass would have been defiled and once defiled it cannot be undefiled. It's OK for chicks because they can have bum love all day without transgressing the sexual boundary & they all secretly love it anyway. How will I cope? Have I caught the gay?

What are your thoughts?

Yours worryingly

Buckethead

You've caught the gay.

[Rocl]

who is this mspaint faggot

[Charismatic]

He is your God.

[Ragnell]

pretty much

[Rocl]

He is your God.

no, he looks like another unfunny faggot

p.s. chari if you posted on your real name someone uploaded pictures of my sister to facebook and i'd totally steal them but not for some anime faggot name

[Charismatic]

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/82020...t-bestest.html