Seriously how does a guy stay with just one woman?

**tyven** · 2009-09-23 15:03

you guys are wrong as usual

**tyven** · 2009-09-23 15:04

ive been mackin hoes and clockin a grip like my name was dolemite since the beginning of time. i have no problem with meeting bitches on the internet. i have a problem with meeting a bitch on the internet and deciding she is the one you want to marry before you have even had a chance to drink champagne off her tits

**Charismatic** · 2009-09-23 15:06

Chance..? Well...

**Kyo** · 2009-09-23 15:08

Originally Posted by tyven

ive been mackin hoes and clockin a grip like my name was dolemite since the beginning of time. i have no problem with meeting bitches on the internet. i have a problem with meeting a bitch on the internet and deciding she is the one you want to marry before you have even had a chance to drink champagne off her tits

WHo the fuck drinks champagne, I would expect more from you tyven.

**Ryko** · 2009-09-23 15:10

K now seriously anyone who dives in without diving their dick in is on some doomed shit anyway

**tyven** · 2009-09-23 15:12

Originally Posted by Kyo

WHo the fuck drinks champagne, I would expect more from you tyven.

you dont drink champagne off a girls tits? you are the black guy here

**Kyo** · 2009-09-23 15:13

Originally Posted by tyven

you dont drink champagne off a girls tits? you are the black guy here

40's.

**tyven** · 2009-09-23 15:13

oh right, im not on welfare

**tyven** · 2009-09-23 15:14

and i dont mean drink champagne like thats all i drink, but when you get bottle service generally it comes with a bottle of champagne or maybe after celebrating some shit. dont get it twisted

**Kyo** · 2009-09-23 15:14

Originally Posted by tyven

oh right, im not on welfare

Or food stamps, gotta keep shit in perspective.

**Charismatic** · 2009-09-23 15:15

gator boots

**Kyo** · 2009-09-23 15:16

Fake gator boots.

**Ksandra** · 2009-09-23 15:17

I think that the guys in this thread are forgetting one important fact:

Women are bitches irl, doesn't matter if you found them at a bar or internetz. They will still slowly kill your soul.

**Kyo** · 2009-09-23 15:17

Originally Posted by Ksandra

I think that the guys in this thread are forgetting one important fact:

Women are bitches irl, doesn't matter if you found them at a bar or internetz. They will still slowly kill your soul.

At least someone keeps shit in perspective, you should teach tyven.

**Akanei** · 2009-09-23 15:18

Originally Posted by tyven

and i dont mean drink champagne like thats all i drink, but when you get bottle service generally it comes with a bottle of champagne or maybe after celebrating some shit. dont get it twisted

With all that money you should've bailed my ass out of jail, since I was in there because of you.

**tyven** · 2009-09-23 15:21

Originally Posted by Kyo

At least someone keeps shit in perspective, you should teach tyven.

you apparently no nothing about me, all i do is talk about these bitches aint shit but tricks and hoes, the only thing i preach more hatred toward are slants. you need lurk harder better faster stronger

**Ryko** · 2009-09-23 15:22

Originally Posted by tyven

and i dont mean drink champagne like thats all i drink, but when you get bottle service generally it comes with a bottle of champagne or maybe after celebrating some shit. dont get it twisted

http://i34.tinypic.com/9hksg4.png

This is what my mind sees.

**tyven** · 2009-09-23 15:24

hahahaha

**Ryko** · 2009-09-23 15:24

I have saved that template for all sorts of gangsta DDL advice.

**Ksandra** · 2009-09-23 15:25

Originally Posted by tyven

you apparently no nothing about me, all i do is talk about these bitches aint shit but tricks and hoes, the only thing i preach more hatred toward are slants. you need lurk harder better faster stronger

you apparently know nothing if you don't try taking "teach tyven" and turn it into a sexual innuendo

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