Seriously how does a guy stay with just one woman?

[Ragnell]

I will rip it out of your stomach and digest it

[Conrad]

You better get on that train into Brooklyn now, this shit is mine

[Conrad]

And tomorrow it will be shit

[Linliel]

seriously though, vegetarian is the way to go if you want to taste good.

[archibaldcrane]

Just keep some canned pineapple in your cupboard. If you think you're going to have a girl swallowing your semen that night, eat some pineapple.

Even if you're wrong you still will have eaten delicious pineapple. It's a win/win.

[Sera]

you're over 18 I won't be doin' any tiiii-eeeee-iime

this is why i love you

4) Have emergency shelter available because if you follow my advice you will definitely be calling Tyrone.

bitch you would have been callin tyrone for leaving dishes in the sink ALONE at my house, fuck the period bullshit you never would have gotten that far, and no, you can't use my phone

Are we talking about Public relations or puerto rico

this is why i love brp

you met the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with on a final fantasy message board. i would say you are an anomaly

really? that's where i found mine though

Society has it all wrong. Ignore the old talking heads that still think the best way to pick up a wife is to hang out in a bar drinking scotch and approaching the first floozy that makes eye contact. Those are cavemen tactics.

Also Ivve hit it right on the head as usual.

She really did. And Miz is correct here too. Honestly, what's the difference? It isn't like people join organizations or groups anymore, once you graduate college your hunting grounds become smaller. Why would you want to find some bitch in a bar? You'd end up with someone like crazy ass Heather. NO. Just no.

I've been uncomfortable with this track so I haven't gone down it, but it almost feels like I'm running out of alternatives. Then again I'm young so maybe I'm just delusional.

We've already told you, if you don't wanna do the random hookup thing, don't! Why give in just to get your dick wet when you'll only regret it anyway. You're clearly not equipped to do the random hookup thing, and it's okay to want more than that. You're just going to have to wait longer, that's all.

Buy Legos. Buy lots and lots of Legos.

Feel the urge to cheat? Build a Lego castle.

Need to call an Ex for some lovin' on the side? Build yourself a nice Lego firetruck. Maybe a Lego X-Wing.

If you're feeling especially down, try to throw some Kinex in there.

I am really starting to like this guy

i have a problem with meeting a bitch on the internet and deciding she is the one you want to marry before you have even had a chance to drink champagne off her tits

Eh I think people just get caught up, you know? I doubt Chari would put a ring on her finger as she exited the plane, and I doubt she'd accept it anyway, they both seem too smart for all that shit. But it is nice to dream i guess.

K now seriously anyone who dives in without diving their dick in is on some doomed shit anyway

yes, that doomed shit is called Jesus

There's anatomically little to no difference between pussies and sticking your dick in one.

Well, except for that thread I made before, I have to agree here. All pussy is probably going to feel pretty much the same, with a few different degrees of difference... but what the fuck is the point when she speaks and it makes you want to choke her to death? I get the whole "must conquer as much pussy as possible" biological need thing, but honestly? You know better. You're not some animal.

if you never look at the other person you're with and feel fucking humbled that someone like them could love your silly ass, or grateful that they do, or overthefuckwhelmed that they want to spend the rest of their time in this life with you, then yeah, you're not in love. dump them, move on.

THIS THIS THIS IS WHY I LOVE IVVE
Honestly, it's true. There can still be some shit that makes you go >:\ about the person, but goddamn it when I look at Davide and think about what a fucking saint he is to put up with me, and how sweet he is all the time, how honest and handsome and classy and genuine and intelligent and ... I honestly think to myself "why me? why would he settle for me?" and honestly I don't want to know, and I won't ever ask him because I don't want him to realize he could do so much fucking better. I know full well how lucky I am, and if you don't feel that, you are wasting your time and hers.

Ivve is a ride or die bitch, I love that

the best part about ivve is that her bullshit filter doesn't work, if she said it, you know she meant it, calling spades spades etc, that's why she's my bitch

i was such a fucking idiot i would call ryko and tell him that i hate my life because my relationship was going to shit

ya but that bitch was crazy out of the gate and i distinctly remember telling you so, maybe you should listen to a bitch sometimes, wtf

Not me faggot, My gf told me it taste like Axe

omg i laughed til i fucking cried at this because i found a can of "dark temptation" axe at ryko's apt and i was like wtf "dark temptation"? why you gotta be a stereotype? and he was like nah ragnell showed me that stuff, and i was like oh well ragnell smells nice so... but still, "dark temptation"? wtf

[Ragnell]

:<

[Charismatic]

lmao

[Howard Roark]

literally any time that I make a joke that I hope someone will get, then no one notices and I forget about it.. Sera comes in and see's that shit lol

feels good man


so worth it

[Sera]

literally any time that I make a joke that I hope someone will get, then no one notices and I forget about it.. Sera comes in and see's that shit lol

feels good man


so worth it

i gotcha

[Day]

still jallas

[Diamicles]

oh yeah also, go vegetarian. seriously.

all I hear in Lin's posts is those things in her sig going "yipyipyipyipyipyip"

[Ragnell]

Thats whats she's saying

[Day]

*will be saying

[Day]

when her thighs are against my ears

[Ragnell]

LOL

[Sera]

all I hear in Lin's posts is those things in her sig going "yipyipyipyipyipyip"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qxWGr8VhzQ

[Linliel]

YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP

[Ohaigaiz]

i became a manwhore and a heartless bastard and ive broken maybe 4 girls' hearts since january til now and i really dont want to be in a relationship for a long time. girls are fucking insane.

fuck bitches, you're a stud

[Kuya]

Girls fuck insanely.