NFL Week 3: Be a BG stud, average 45 posts a day...

[Headspace]

Brian Urlacher will be a force by scowling at the Seahawks's offense, causing 3 sacks through fear alone.

I heard Brian Urlacher spent part of his summer at Kobe's basketball camp just to learn a proper scowl

[Ishido]

He already knew, he was just building up his repertoire so that he can switch it up in the middle of the game.

[Rem]

Da Bears will take pity on the Seahawks and only beat them by 52 points. Jay Cutler will taunt the Seahawks defense by bouncing-passing balls off of their secondary's helmets and into the hands of Johnny Knox and Devin Hester en route to touchdowns.

Brian Urlacher will be a force by scowling at the Seahawks's offense, causing 3 sacks through fear alone.

I'm sorry but you seem to be misinformed, only Orton can call plays from the Valhalla play book.

[Ishido]

Orton is running on luck right now, without his neckbeard it is only a matter of time before he is a mere mortal again.

[Tyche]

What if the Rams are actually decent? Just sayin...

[tyven]

What if the Rams are actually decent? Just sayin...

they got shut out by the seahawkz bra. the skins game was actually not as close as the score would indicate, campbell had two tds dropped on him and zorn made an awful call to go for it on 4th at the end of the game instead of taking the three points

[Rydir]

So much hate on my Vikings.... cmon man they have Packers, Ravens, and Steelers games coming up soon enough to hate on them with. I have always liked SF but I don't see the Vikes choking on this game.

[Flarega]

I'm not going to pick one way or another for niners/vikes, but I think it will be a good game. Peterson will still do well, but we will contain him the best (so far) this season.

And I think the colts will lose. That defense looked awful last week.

Fuck the cowboys.

[Flarega]

Oh yeah, the lions must lose. Allow me to quote myself here:

If Stafford does well with detroit, I'll play edward forty hands with steel reserve.

[Demosthenes11]

upsets this week: 49ers over the vikings, titans over the J E T S JETS JETS JETS (same old jets), detroit wins

[Abandon]

Detriot wins. Beats the brakes off of Washington, God I hate the skins.

Green Bay wins, and Rogers looks like a stud.

Favre, Peterson and co. dog the fuck out of San Fran, but San Fran gets 170ish yards on the ground.

Atlanta hands Brady another loss. Sorry folks.

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS.

The Eagles and their 14 QBs beat up on poor KC.

G-Men destroy the Bucs. Eli throws for 300 (wut), Omarion shows out with 170 yards receiving, and Jacobs gets his first 100 yards game.

Ravens kill the Browns, Flacco is looking like an all-star.

Texans beat the terrible-looking Jags.

Brees give me another 30+ points in my fantasy league. Huzzah, win for the Saints.

Chicago wins, no smart-ass comments here.

Sproles runs all over Miami, and they still lose. Miami with the win.

I'll give the Steelers the win here, hard to argue against them.

Oakland wins, as long as they hold it together and the qb doesn't look like utter garbage again.

Colts win, lets go, Manning vs Manning superbowl. Fuck yall.

Oh god, I'm gonna go with 7 picks thrown, and Panthers pull an upset. Fuck you, Tony Homo.

[Plow]

Love the thread title, Kudos for that.




Brodie Croyle is the M A N. He or Thigpen had better be a damn Panther next season.

Inc DWill for Croyle and LJ trade.


10 carries a game? Perfect place for LJ too!

[Soa]

Washington @ Detroit

Green Bay @ St. Louis

San Francisco @ Minnesota

Atlanta @ New England

Tennessee @ NY Jets

KC @ Philadelphia

NY Giants @ Tampa Bay

Cleveland @ Baltimore

Jacksonville @ Houston

New Orleans @ Buffalo

Chicago @ Seattle

Miami @ San Diego

Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati

Denver @ Oakland

Indianapolis @ Arizona

Carolina @ Dallas

I'm 22-10 in the BG Pick'em, don't feel like going back and checking last 2 threads for my record there.

[Rydir]

Peterson was limited in practice Wednesday with a back injury.

The NFL's leading rusher was listed on the team's injury report, three days after rushing for 92 yards and a touchdown against the Lions. The team hosts San Francisco this Sunday.

FUUU.... AP!

Not only do I have little confidence in my vikes with out Peterson, but that blows any chance I have of winning one of my fantasy leagues this week. Hopefully it is not serious, if he would stop trying to be fucking king kong droping his helmet and hammering into the D every run he wouldn't have this kinda shit happening.

[Mizango]

What if the Rams are actually decent? Just sayin...

lol

[Conrad]

Washington @ Detroit
Green Bay @ St. Louis - Rams. Worst team in football.
San Francisco @ Minnesota - Close call here. Going with MIN because AP helps me in Fantasy. EDIT: Oh shit, AP might be out? FUUUUUU
Atlanta @ New England
Tennessee @ NY Jets
KC @ Philadelphia - I wonder how many "Dog Houses" there will be at the Linc on Sunday.
NY Giants @ Tampa Bay
Cleveland @ Baltimore - Between Rice (who went to Rutgers in the same year as me, before he left to enter the draft) and Flacco (who lives nearby, and was actually a student for my friend's mom a few years ago), I am a secret Ravens fan. Coincidentally these are the two big playmakers on the Ravens, so it works out.
Jacksonville @ Houston - Jacksonville was pretty awful last week against the Cardinals, and Schaub to Andre Johnson is too good to pass up.
New Orleans @ Buffalo - After watching the Eagles D get torn up last week, I'm a believer in Drew Brees.
Chicago @ Seattle
Miami @ San Diego - Is LT back yet? It probably won't matter.
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - Steelers were embarrassed last week with the two missed FGs. They'll be looking to beat up on someone, and a division rival with a losing record last year sounds like the best target they're gonna have.
Denver @ Oakland - Broncos are my AFC sleeper pick for the playoffs.
Indianapolis @ Arizona
Carolina @ Dallas - I feel dirty for picking the Cowboys, but the Panthers have nothing going for them right now, and Dallas has nothing but high expectations for their team inside that stadium.

Season record: 25-7

[QuePsiXI]

titans over the J E T S JETS JETS JETS (same old jets)

This is not eligible for an upset pick. Upsets aren't purely determined on record.

[Demosthenes11]

Tennessee at NY Jets (-2.5)

wat

[Celeras]

You really picked the Titans over the Jets, after the Jet D shut the texans out the week before they put 34 up on Tennessee? It won't even be close, and the Jets won't give up a TD until they play Brees in week 4.

[tyven]

darrelle revis can shut down entire wide receiving cores just by lacing up his cleats. titans gonna need another monster day from chris johnson to have a chance