Bromances

[AkashiXI]

Why the fuck was this definition changed? I used to have a bromance with Ryko and my friend Nate, and now it means we fuck but we're just friends. Why can't guys brohug and shit without being gay?

[AkashiXI]

I mean girls have sleep overs all the time and they practice kissing on each other, right? Why can't I do that with Ryko.

[AkashiXI]

Or Nate.

[AkashiXI]

Actually, FUCK that, if society wants me to conform to their slang change, I ain't havin' it. When I want to grab that certain bro, I'll grab him. I don't care if people think we're gay. Fuck that noise, I'm just bro'ing around.

[AkashiXI]

Come here Ryko. You know what to do.

[Colenzo]

it never changed you faggot, a romance with your bro has always been gay

[AkashiXI]

Nah man, it's just that your homophobia incrusted guerilla mindset is exactly what's holding you back. Not being able to affectionately trust another man prevents you from revealing the fact that MEN WILL NEVER LIE TO YOU. If other men had vaginas, what would we need women for? That matters not, however, for the very fact that a bromance exists solely so you can talk about deep feelings... without a latter handjob in the process. Brofist, brohug, brofive, all of these definitions exist in our encyclopedia. Brofuck does not.

[Howard Roark]

nowhere does bromance include anything remotely involving fking

[Shiroikage]

nowhere does bromance include anything remotely involving fking

Yeah, what are you talking about crabhorn?

[Krye]

Nothing wrong with a bromance following either definition

[Ryko]

Wut

[Colenzo]

bunch of fucking queers

[Howard Roark]

Nothing wrong with a bromance following either definition

except there's already a word for the definition involving fking


it's called romance

[Colenzo]

brb lol
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/5619/207b80g.jpg

[Beckwin]

thank god. no more colenzo

[AkashiXI]

nowhere does bromance include anything remotely involving fking

Like I said, times have changed. MTV/other retarded pop culture channels have warped the word from a simple friendship into two dudes fucking each other without having feelings towards each other. I mentioned having a bromance to a friend of mine and he said, "Mad homo." IT'S NOT HOMO, IT'S FRIENDSHIP

FRIENDSHIP

[AkashiXI]

thank god. no more colenzo

Thank God for no script<3

[Howard Roark]

Like I said, times have changed. MTV/other retarded pop culture channels have warped the word from a simple friendship into two dudes fucking each other without having feelings towards each other. I mentioned having a bromance to a friend of mine and he said, "Mad homo." IT'S NOT HOMO, IT'S FRIENDSHIP

FRIENDSHIP

the notion of creating a word to differentiate it from its origin only to distort it back to its origin but with a different word is so profoundly retarded I cannot help but hope this is untrue

this is me shooting the messenger

[Colenzo]

lol image is borked

[AkashiXI]

the notion of creating a word to differentiate it from its origin only to distort it back to its origin but with a different word is so profoundly retarded I cannot help but hope this is untrue

this is me shooting the messenger

It's fact, and becoming part of the fraternity genre where sucking dick doesn't make you homo, but useful to your other bros. I hate you society... I hate you