i used to have a bromance, he moved too far away for us to hang out anymore, i miss him![]()
i used to have a bromance, he moved too far away for us to hang out anymore, i miss him![]()
hey Hey HEY calm the fuck down. respect yourself and be secure with your masculinity, fuck bitches, do unto others, live your life it is short.
Just be cause Chari, Miz and Rag are my bro's does not mean I wish to embrace their penis, bro's before hoes.
Real talk
I love ya'll but not in that way.
You know it.
I can respect that bro.
Brahmance. If I lived anywhere near Chari, I'd kill to live on the fif' flo'. I do not count the number of fingers when I say where I live, but I put four up anyway. I'll take the remainder of the bread left in the fridge when he has nothing else left, regardless of whether it's good or has mold on it. I'll just scrape the mold off and sho' nuff have me a wishsammich. I'll eat most of his thanksgiving dinner that he had ready for his friends, and invite them to another place to pig out for free just because I had to keep a good look out after what I just did. I would also take his seat after he doesn't call "seat back" and wear his sweaters. After stealing his bread and getting caught leaving while he is hanging out with his chick, I would imply that his mother is upstairs having intimate time with me, but remind him that she's doing nuttin' but just chillin' to calm him down if he gets mayad. His material possessions? mine, especially the purple pimp ass bathrobe. I'd borrow a different Juvenile cd every week and get caught every now and then in the act of returning them. I mean, I leave notes under the sink, figuring he'd stumble upon it as I just used up all his toilet paper. He would then proceed to ask me to leave quickly and rag on my Charlie Brown boots and slow bop.
ROFL that is awesome.
Alleya is my nigga incase any of you are out of loop. We got some deep bromance shit going just without the homo.
Real talk.
My bromances usually involve mutual masturbation.
Gay.
So?
They don't need to know that.
If it were true.
Akashi you are delusional and have no idea what that word means.
Incidentally, wanna be bros?