peeing with a boner vs peeing after sex

[tyven]

i can pee with a boner no problem, its post coital where it suddenly becomes splash down water park in my bathroom

[Kajii]

peeing with a boner is hard

[Meat]

I'll tell you what not to do, don't pee before and then wash your dick with an amalgamate of toothpaste\mouthwash in order to wash away the pee taste\flavour in anticipation of a bj. Because she'll skip the bj and 10mins into it she'll ask why her pussy is burning.

[Grey Jorildyn]

I'll tell you what not to do, don't pee before and then wash your dick with an amalgamate of toothpaste\mouthwash in order to wash away the pee taste\flavour in anticipation of a bj. Because she'll skip the bj and 10mins into it she'll ask why her pussy is burning.

W
T
F

[Woozie]

ROFL

[Meph]

I'll tell you what not to do, don't pee before and then wash your dick with an amalgamate of toothpaste\mouthwash in order to wash away the pee taste\flavour in anticipation of a bj. Because she'll skip the bj and 10mins into it she'll ask why her pussy is burning.

http://images.asblackasravens.com/lolowl.jpg

[Dimmauk]

I'll tell you what not to do, don't pee before and then wash your dick with an amalgamate of toothpaste\mouthwash in order to wash away the pee taste\flavour in anticipation of a bj. Because she'll skip the bj and 10mins into it she'll ask why her pussy is burning.

You tell this story like it happend to you.

[Meat]

I was trying to be a considerate boyfriend, it made sense at the time in my head. I just sorta figured she'd appreciate the minty fresh penis

[Max™]

I just sorta figured she's the minty fresh penis

wut

So yeah, now I can't help but wonder if Kant had a piss fetish.

[wipers]

Not sure about Kant but Nietzsche seems like the type of person with a piss fetish.

[Max™]

He'd deny it.

[wipers]

Yea but I don't trust German philosophers and piss.


Edit: Actually he is my favorite philosopher.

[thestalkmore]

I'll tell you what not to do, don't pee before and then wash your dick with an amalgamate of toothpaste\mouthwash in order to wash away the pee taste\flavour in anticipation of a bj. Because she'll skip the bj and 10mins into it she'll ask why her pussy is burning.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaa

[Max™]

I'm my own favorite philosopher, I think everyone should create their own philosophy and enjoy it.

If you live a day without a knowing smirk, you've lived a bad day.

[Mithra]

During sex.

Wha..

pee in her butt

..The..

Try peeing during (inside her) sex.

..Fook?

[BRP]

Tyven, I appreciate that you made virginity an option and made the results public.

[wipers]

There is more transparency on BG forums than in our own government !

[Cheerios]

nsfw, drawn penises

How to Pee With Morning Wood

[BadKarma]

nsfw, drawn penises

How to Pee With Morning Wood

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[Stumblingdrunk]

what is more difficult? i find peeing after sex can be an absolute show sometimes

I am unable to answer the poll question because you have asked two different things. The poll asks which is more annoying, to which i would answer post coitus, however urinating while erect would be more difficult.