peeing with a boner vs peeing after sex

[Mojo]

I've done a few of those stances from that link. Also one thing people should think about before voting is how impossible it is to pee right after sex. Waiting a while makes it much easier, I'm pretty sure it's a physical impossibility to go right after sex.

Great thread, A+, would read again.

[Auspice]

Peeing with a boner sucks ass but I hate accidentally pissing on the wall or some shit after fucking.

[Kyo]

Tyven Ive given you my wisdom on this topic time and time again.

Giraffing or Slatering. There are no other viable options.

Slatering ftw.

[Ermac]

This. But peeing after sex is like the number #1 equivalent of taking a good #2.

Aboslutely agreed!

[Mizango]

Tyven, I appreciate that you made virginity an option and made the results public.

This.

I've been laughing at the poll since this afternoon. A lot of the angst and pussy stingage makes sense now.

Thanks Tyven.

[Militant]

A.C. Slatering is the only acceptable method.

[tyven]

i always keep my head in the game boys

[Not not Mattaru]

Kant - Peeing after sex.
Nietzsche - Forget the poll check out those guys being drawn peeing.

Man those pictures were awesome.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

The fact that it comes out in 4 to 5 different directions after sex is both fun and horrifying to watch.

Love getting yelled at for that, I just piss in the shower after sex now ( if possible ).

[Cyn]

I was trying to be a considerate boyfriend, it made sense at the time in my head. I just sorta figured she's the minty fresh penis

It's what she deserved for skipping the BJ.

Not a bad strategy honestly.

[Odesseiron]

nsfw, drawn penises

How to Pee With Morning Wood

OMFG LOL The tears won't stop coming I'm laughing so hard.

[Kerberoz]

The correct answer is to just piss in the shower in both situations, because it's not gonna go where you want it to go regardless.

[Shenrien]

nsfw, drawn penises

How to Pee With Morning Wood

I'm all about the superman!

[Howard Roark]

even more annoying is sex when you know you have to pee/holding it in

can't stand it, my dong feels inflated and less sensitive

[Sol-Blackguy]

even more annoying is sex when you know you have to pee/holding it in

can't stand it, my dong feels inflated and less sensitive

I hate that shits so much especially when it's the morning after.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

even more annoying is sex when you know you have to pee/holding it in

can't stand it, my dong feels inflated and less sensitive

Holding it in or having to go but waiting till after sex gives me more intense orgasms and then, this is odd but I have mini orgasms in the bathroom if I pee right after sex.
My husband towards the bathroom: "WTF is going on in there?" (because I am noisy during climax).
lol

[Howard Roark]

I think that'd crack me up so bad lol

[Dense]

With a boner: Hands or head on wall behind toilet, lean over, press down, problem solved...

After sex: Wait for all the muscles to relax, and then have piss come in tiny spurts for three hours...

[Jodwahh]

I'm a downward dog man myself.

[Fallyn]

A+ would read again. Awesome thread.