Urinal Pee styles

[Blabj]

I most certainly don't touch the walls/urinal.

I honestly have never paid it any thought, but I guess next time I piss at a urinal I'll be sure to inform BG.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

This discussion reminds me of this very creative and hilarious documentary.

NSFW LANGUAGE & ANIMATION

YouTube - Urinal Rules

From the vid:

Speech is your enemy. NEVER EVER Under any circumstance, say a single word while within a bathroom. Not to a friend. Not to a lover. Not to Jesus himself. Violation of this precept, grates against all good things and the way of nature, corrodes the efficiency of the bathroom and places the very fabric of our civilization in peril.

As for me, I can only do variations of squatting due to equipment limitations such as no penis!

[Stiker]

You will now. LOL

Yeah, I know...thanks asshole... >.>

[Darus Grey]

Other: I pee with my hands braced against my sides well I give a jovial laugh.

[Kajii]

depends whether or not i've been drinking.

[Max™]

I like to go to a urinal after sex with a hard-on so I can stand all the way back across the restroom and spray everyone before the plug comes out and I arc it into the urinal.


I'm probably joking about that, but still, I don't care if some guy wants to look at my cock, more power to ya man, I'm proud of it.


I do the hands on my hips if I piss outside off the porch, I live next to a horse field on one side, so the neighbors are walking around with their dicks hanging out already. They definitely don't care.

I can't do the shit Woozie talks about though, I don't even own underwear.

[Eliseos]

And why do people chit chat and even sing while pissing?

I fucking hate when people do this. Happens all the time at the bar, had one guy tell the whole bathroom it burned when he pissed (not in a joking manner either).

[Correction]

And why do people chit chat and even sing while pissing?

The worst are those who moan and groan loudly as they pee. Not 'ow that hurts' moaning and groaning but 'OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST SENSATION OF MY LIFE' moaning and groaning, which in a public restroom reverberates around the room, the bass tones of which can alter the stream of every man quietly doing his business. The world does not need to know you experience peeing like others experience sex, right up to sucking in a deep breath through gritted teeth after the fact.

Here's a question: Why do some guys spit into the urinal before peeing? Great! Instead of just pee ricocheting back onto my shorts/jeans as I pee, now I get your cigarette-stained mouth juices mixed in for the additional challenge when I next launder them.

[Yuri-G]

Speech is your enemy. NEVER EVER Under any circumstance, say a single word while within a bathroom. Not to a friend. Not to a lover. Not to Jesus himself. Violation of this precept, grates against all good things and the way of nature, corrodes the efficiency of the bathroom and places the very fabric of our civilization in peril.

THIS IS THE GOSPEL, ADHERE TO IT OR BURN.

seriously hate when guys try to talk to you. the worst is when you're taking a shit or something... it rarely happens, but when it does, it's like "dude? honestly? I'm in a stall. shitting. please fuck off. thanks."

[Max™]

Fluid Dynamics ftw, if you piss at the correct angle into the corner of the urinal, it will all run smoothly down into the bottom with no splashing.

Some trial and error may be required.


Anyone else have a ritual when they catch a stray insect in the house, a bee, a roach, an overlarge spider that scared the gf... after you snag it with some tissue paper and drop it in the toilet... do you like to unzip and take potshots at him, in a cruel display of godlike powers?

[BerenTebogo]

[Dimmauk]

The worst are those who moan and groan loudly as they pee. Not 'ow that hurts' moaning and groaning but 'OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST SENSATION OF MY LIFE' moaning and groaning, which in a public restroom reverberates around the room, the bass tones of which can alter the stream of every man quietly doing his business. The world does not need to know you experience peeing like others experience sex, right up to sucking in a deep breath through gritted teeth after the fact.

Here's a question: Why do some guys spit into the urinal before peeing? Great! Instead of just pee ricocheting back onto my shorts/jeans as I pee, now I get your cigarette-stained mouth juices mixed in for the additional challenge when I next launder them.

How about those nasty fucks that like to wipe their snot on the Urinal wall? Or dump their Chewing tobacco into the Urinal? I've even seen shit in the Urinal. In some countries the shitters are just urinals laying flat on the ground. They shit in it, then spray it out with a hose. So I guess they see a shitter on the wall and just shit in there.

[Qalbert]

I stand about 6 feet back from the row of urinals, point my hose, and sweep left to right going tck tck tck tck tck tck, then when I get to the right I go sssssssst back to the left and repeat. I call it the sprinkler

[wipers]

Pissing in public is a curious thing. I just don't like when you are at a stadium and you all piss in a trough and you stand right next to people.

[Dimmauk]

Pissing in public is a curious thing. I just don't like when you are at a stadium and you all piss in a trough and you stand right next to people.

I hate that too. You pay how much for a ticket, and they make you piss in a trough or a giant bucket. WTF!

[Stumblingdrunk]

Pissing in public is a curious thing. I just don't like when you are at a stadium and you all piss in a trough and you stand right next to people.

the first time i ever saw a trough in a restroom was in Texas, just sayin

[Max™]

I stand about 6 feet back from the row of urinals, point my hose, and sweep left to right going tck tck tck tck tck tck, then when I get to the right I go sssssssst back to the left and repeat. I call it the sprinkler

FUCK, can't believe I didn't think of that.

Still, my after sex spray > pop > stream is similar to when those hidden sprinklers pop up at first.

[Takedown3]

other: no hands just kinda stick my hips forward a bit to get the right angle

[Obiron]

Fluid Dynamics ftw, if you piss at the correct angle into the corner of the urinal, it will all run smoothly down into the bottom with no splashing.

Some trial and error may be required.


Anyone else have a ritual when they catch a stray insect in the house, a bee, a roach, an overlarge spider that scared the gf... after you snag it with some tissue paper and drop it in the toilet... do you like to unzip and take potshots at him, in a cruel display of godlike powers?

I'm glad I'm not the only who does this.

[Correction]

Fluid Dynamics ftw, if you piss at the correct angle into the corner of the urinal, it will all run smoothly down into the bottom with no splashing.

Some trial and error may be required.

Thermodynamics ftl, you ever pee early on an unusually cold morning and see what forms? I hold my breath the whole time and stand back from the toilet.