Urinal Pee styles

[Jer]

Thermodynamics ftl, you ever pee early on an unusually cold morning and see what forms? I hold my breath the whole time and stand back from the toilet.

I usually hold my breath for as long as I comfortably can when using a public place. It's not something I *actively* try for, and it's stupid I know. Somebody noticed it once and asked me why I was doing that, because the place didn't smell that bad. I told him how your sense of smell works and he started retching when I left.

[Sol-Blackguy]

The style depends on how intoxicated I am. Mainly I 1-hand, buzzed I just let it hang out and go, and drunk I'm holding onto the wall for my life.

Same here but if I'm really fucked up and it's not a public RR I'll lean with my head against the wall so I don't fall over.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

THIS IS THE GOSPEL, ADHERE TO IT OR BURN.

seriously hate when guys try to talk to you. the worst is when you're taking a shit or something... it rarely happens, but when it does, it's like "dude? honestly? I'm in a stall. shitting. please fuck off. thanks."

I thought the vid was funny but did not realized how much real info was used in it (being a woman and all). I checked with men and lol to realize.

In women's restrooms we talk while in the stalls, full on conversations and "Spare a square" is not uncommon. If no conversation though, I tend to crumple paper to avoid hearing people's sounds.

[SamanosukeShiva]

I hear they have sofa and other fancy stuff in women's bathroom

[Howard Roark]

I saw a grown man at the Skydome, drunk, drop trow at the urinal, pants around his ankles and wizz like mommy would be proud

you know, since he did it all by his self and all



pretty funny with his bare ass hangin out like that

[Sol-Blackguy]

http://imagebeast.net/images/b8nhu59j9nr44yquoto.jpg

[Kerberoz]

Depends on pants. One hand on junk, one hand either holding zipper teeth or doing its own thing. Drunk = in stall with a hand on each wall and pee going where it wants to go.

[Sol-Blackguy]

Anyone else ever get up at night (or while it's still dark) and risk pissing by sonar rather than turn the lights on so you can see?

[Howard Roark]

Anyone else ever get up at night (or while it's still dark) and risk pissing by sonar rather than turn the lights on so you can see?

didn't end well



another time, my brother's friend peed in his closet

[Jodwahh]

Many many many years ago after a particually drunken and stoned evening I was woken up by my then girlfriend to be told to stop pissing on the alarm clock and go to the toilet. Good times.

[Arvin]

i write my name in cursive while i piss

[Bikpik]

Done the closet thing a couple of times(when drunk), and when asked by my gf what I was doing, I said "Hiding".

Had a couple of other friends that would piss everywhere but the tiolet, when drunk, too. One guy had a bathroom off his room, and still walked to the other side of the house and pissed in someone else's closet.

[Abandon]

Had a friend pee in the living room this weekend, drunk off his ass. I tend to go 1 hand on junk and aiming for a corner as to avoid splash damage, which is not cool. When drunk I do the same, but do a lot of hoping that's going in.

[Julian]

I don't use public restrooms, ever.

[Stiker]

Dimm, I'm again going to call you an asshole because while taking a leak at the Cowboys game I was actually paying attention to what I was doing...seriously, fuck you...

[Zoolander]

Wait, this piqued my curiosity. Do you guys actually use the zipper? I really never ever leave my button done and just pull through a zipper, I mean talk about playing with fire. Those teeth are nasty man. Just force the pants down a bit, maybe unbutton if necessary, usually dont use a lot of touching unless its really needed. No way I'm moving my stuff through a generally narrow hole lined with metal teeth.

And fuck all the troughs at stadiums, freaking ridiculous. And no talking in mens bathrooms or choosing a urinal right next to someone when there are others with no one next to them. I thought these were pretty concrete man laws.

[Sqwunk]

Wait, this piqued my curiosity. Do you guys actually use the zipper? I really never ever leave my button done and just pull through a zipper, I mean talk about playing with fire. Those teeth are nasty man. Just force the pants down a bit, maybe unbutton if necessary, usually dont use a lot of touching unless its really needed. No way I'm moving my stuff through a generally narrow hole lined with metal teeth.

And fuck all the troughs at stadiums, freaking ridiculous. And no talking in mens bathrooms or choosing a urinal right next to someone when there are others with no one next to them. I thought these were pretty concrete man laws.

I like using the urinal next to other guys because most men aren't comfortable enough with themselves to be able to do it. Fuck those ridiculous man laws, sure I agree there really isn't any need for talking in the mens room.

But man it's funny when you walk in and go right to the urinal next to another guy and all of a sudden he gets all nervous. Or if I go in and I'm alone, I'll go for the middle urinal if there's 3, funny to hear a guy walk in and turn around and go into a stall instead of peeing next to you.

[Qalbert]

I like using the urinal next to other guys because most men aren't comfortable enough with themselves to be able to do it. Fuck those ridiculous man laws, sure I agree there really isn't any need for talking in the mens room.

But man it's funny when you walk in and go right to the urinal next to another guy and all of a sudden he gets all nervous. Or if I go in and I'm alone, I'll go for the middle urinal if there's 3, funny to hear a guy walk in and turn around and go into a stall instead of peeing next to you.

you know what, fuck you buddy, fuck you!!!!!
*ANGRY*

[Sqwunk]

<3 qal

[Jodwahh]

Wait, this piqued my curiosity. Do you guys actually use the zipper?

Not after I caught my foreskin in the teeth when I was 7. Most painful experience of my fucking life. Unzipping over a piece of my cock was excruciating.