Quote Originally Posted by wyrmtung View Post
I once saw a guy who did Superman-style. He stood with both fists on his hips.
I do something like this. I just don't need hands. It's not so small that it needs direction and not so big that it's touching anything. Problem is, what the hell do you otherwise do with your hands? I feel awkward just letting them dangle at my sides so I tend to put them on my hips. I just haven't really run into all of these strange problems with zippers and such. Why is there no option for hands-free?

And who the hell touches nasty urinals or walls? I see guys doing this. They've got one hand on the wall and they are leaning in pretty hard with the other hand on their dick. Usually these guys are making small groans, grunts or breathing way too heavily.


I find other types of pee styles interesting. Like there are the guys that use both hands and stand so close their arms are nearly touching the urinal. Usually these guys have their hips thrust really far forward. If your dick is so small that it's that much effort to use a urinal, spare yourself the embarrassment and take it to a stall.