Sometimes I wonder

[Woozie]

when i hang out with my one black friend i make him walk behind me and laugh as loud as possible at all times

tyven, you're not fooling anyone, we all know you're really black.

[Dimmauk]

when i hang out with my one black friend i make him walk behind me and laugh as loud as possible at all times

LOL Nice try.

[tyven]

tyven, you're not fooling anyone, we all know you're really black.

gdi you got me, it is secretly me walking behind everyone laughing as loud as possible. hoes down gs up while you motherfuckers bounce to this

[Kyo]

Dimm how are you posting from a riding lawnmower?

[kuronosan]

Man, really sucks. This is the part of life that frustrates me, as people often mistake me for a white guy when I'm hispanic. Kinda hard to beat a stereotype when a) other people in your culture fit it and b) you don't.

[Dimmauk]

Dimm how are you posting from a riding lawnmower?

Bill Kurtis hooked me up with Laptop Connect from AT&T.

[Mizango]

Man, really sucks. This is the part of life that frustrates me, as people often mistake me for a white guy when I'm hispanic. Kinda hard to beat a stereotype when a) other people in your culture fit it and b) you don't.

There are 2 solutions to this:

1) Invest in a nice pair of spats and a Zoot suit and further embrace your inner Cholo.

or

2) Move to Texas and be amongst your native countrymen. As a prerequisite you have to be fat before you go though.

[AoE]

I've never seen black people together at a mall that walk in lines instead of groups. Well unless they're in line at the chineese food restaurants. And they're not the ones who walk incredibly slow - that's white peoples jobs. But they are loud though.

Come to NYC, I'll give you a tour.

Anyway the moment I stopped giving a shit what people thought of me irl was the moment I was able to transcend "expected" social norms. Most of the stereotypical shit you see is showboating. When you get them alone away from their element, you'd be amazed how much they change (sometimes.)

[Woozie]

Come to NYC, I'll give you a tour.

Anyway the moment I stopped giving a shit what people thought of me irl was the moment I was able to transcend "expected" social norms. Most of the stereotypical shit you see is showboating. When you get them alone away from their element, you'd be amazed how much they change (sometimes.)

This is so true. "Keeping it real" is a black person's biggest downfall. When we try to do what will impress those around us, we end up in jail. When we say "screw it, I don't care what they think", we end up in the whitehouse or as the host of NOVA.

[Dimmauk]

There are 2 solutions to this:

1) Invest in a nice pair of spats and a Zoot suit and further embrace your inner Cholo.

or

2) Move to Texas and be amongst your native countrymen. As a prerequisite you have to be fat before you go though.

Didn't work for me. People here think I'm Mexican or Middle Eastern. I'm neither. I'm a Hispanic Jew whose parents converted to Catholic from Texas. I have no accent, I dont speak Spanish, I don't shave my head, I don't have tattoos, and I don't have my last name on the windshield of my car.

[Rem]

There are 2 solutions to this:

1) Invest in a nice pair of spats and a Zoot suit and further embrace your inner Cholo.

or

2) Move to Texas and be amongst your native countrymen. As a prerequisite you have to be fat before you go though.

lol Why only 2 choices? I don't like either.

[AoE]

Is your last name Rodriguez?

[Mizango]

and I don't have my last name on the windshield of my car.

This makes me questions your Mexican authenticity. Isn't having "Castillo" plastered over your truck a law.

[tyven]

Didn't work for me. People here think I'm Mexican or Middle Eastern. I'm neither. I'm a Hispanic Jew whose parents converted to Catholic from Texas. I have no accent, I dont speak Spanish, I don't shave my head, I don't have tattoos, and I don't have my last name on the windshield of my car.

LOLMEXICAN

[Rem]

Is your last name Rodriguez?

ROFL...

[Mizango]

lol Why only 2 choices? I don't like either.

I don't make the naturalization laws, I just enforce them.

[Dimmauk]

This is so true. "Keeping it real" is a black person's biggest downfall. When we try to do what will impress those around us, we end up in jail. When we say "screw it, I don't care what they think", we end up in the whitehouse or as the host of NOVA.

The only people that get the "Keepin it Real" bullshit are minorities. I get shit all the time for not being able to speak Spanish.

[Dimmauk]

Is your last name Rodriguez?

Mine is. LOL

[AoE]

I'm good...

[Dimmauk]

Why do people have a hard time spelling Hispanic last names? You see on our cars, and on your favorite Baseball players jerseys, and yet you still cant spell our names right.

Its not like we spell it different on purpose like Black and white people do.