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  • DAT ASS

    12 30.00%
  • Butt Police: Ma'am, we're gonna need to smack that, hard.

    7 17.50%
  • Can't say enough good things

    7 17.50%
  • Best kite ever

    26 65.00%
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  1. #21
    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    I'll behave.

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    The clothes were actually on because i'd fallen asleep in the sun the day before and my legs/abdomen were BRIGHT FKING OMG RED. I was really white before I went to the beach and was not so diligent in my sunscreen application either... so in an effort to minimize the exacerbation of said problem, i covered up. My arms were underneath the umbrella when i fell asleep, so they were fine. OW OW OW just thinking about that sunburn hurts, made me sick

    That is the best kite ever

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    Correct, that is a pretty ballin kite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    The clothes were actually on because i'd fallen asleep in the sun the day before and my legs/abdomen were BRIGHT FKING OMG RED. I was really white before I went to the beach and was not so diligent in my sunscreen application either... so in an effort to minimize the exacerbation of said problem, i covered up. My arms were underneath the umbrella when i fell asleep, so they were fine. OW OW OW just thinking about that sunburn hurts, made me sick

    That is the best kite ever
    You're making me remember the time I got sunburned so bad I had blisters : (

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    Well I wasn't really prepared tbh, the sun in that part of Italy was really fuckin harsh, and even though I had SPF 1bajillion on it still burned me, so I admittedly got careless in putting it on (since to me it wasn't doing a fucking thing anyway...) but we'd stayed out late the night before and gotten up early to lay on the beach... and I just zonked out under my umbrella. As the sun moved while I was asleep, more of me was no longer underneath the umbrella and since I was sleeping I just didn't notice.

    I had blisters, too, and that evening i had to sleep under like 80 blankets because I was fucking FREEZING cold and it actually made me nauseated because it was so painful. I didn't eat that night. I'm probably lucky I didn't get sun poisoning. My KNEES were especially red, oh god

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    edit: advanced to decent

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    no i think the point is that i don't HAVE a butt, which is what i was tryin to tell ryko but he doesn't listen

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    Ive gotten sun poisoning on my right shoulder, still have a scar from it, have a tattoo over it tho, didnt feel good ;(

  9. #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    no i think the point is that i don't HAVE a butt, which is what i was tryin to tell ryko but he doesn't listen
    Butt is big

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    you're so wrong

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    looks big to me

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    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    Kite.

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    After careful consideration, I am revoting for dem thighs, not an option but I just made it one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    The clothes were actually on because i'd fallen asleep in the sun the day before and my legs/abdomen were BRIGHT FKING OMG RED. I was really white before I went to the beach and was not so diligent in my sunscreen application either... so in an effort to minimize the exacerbation of said problem, i covered up. My arms were underneath the umbrella when i fell asleep, so they were fine. OW OW OW just thinking about that sunburn hurts, made me sick

    That is the best kite ever
    If you are the person in the kite pic, I thought the arms looked sunburn but I was not certain. I don't know why people suggest Noxema either because ouch.

    Nice butt btw damn. I made the 2nd choice on the poll, naturally.

    How the hell do you get a kite that big in the air also? Looks like a hang gliding parachute and I thought it was some one standing beneath a hang glider pretending to have thrown it.

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    no -- you need a lot of wind, but it has two strings, one on each end, and idk you just hold it up and when it catches you let it go, and the person with the strings pulls back to keep it up

    thanks for the compliment even if i don't agree

    my arms were tanned and pinkish but not burned

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    I do like butts, but not that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mootsfox View Post
    I do like butts, but not that one.
    best compliment ever
    i think i would have been insulted had you said you liked it

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    butt is def big

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    it is not wtf

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    I'm with Krye and Char

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