"I'd like to buy Dragon Age II, please."
Gamestop: "Oh but you already have. It was delivered to your house an hour ago and the funds have been deducted from your bank account."
"Seriously? What the hell? I didn't authorize anything like that."
Gamestop: "Bioware authorized it. They also authorized the full payments of every Bioware game to come out in the next 20 years. Unfortunately there was not enough funds in your bank account for such a transaction so your house has been sold to compensate."
"That's bullshit!"
Gamestop: "Also, the man who delivered the game got hungry so who ate your dog."
It's only a matter of time until this is a reality!!!
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