Best gift I've ever bought for anyone was that gallon of Frank's Red Hot for your birthday
mexican food of any kind is fuckin superb, go for it
Actually...it is my cash unless its for food... it's a mutual agreement between my mother and I. I pay for everything but one thing of my choice... so I pick food cause I wanna live hahaha.
Hell yes. That's actually what I'm bringing to this party.
I'm not reading this thread.
Someone tell me if it's about vaginas
short on time today, me and my gf got mcdonalds and she ordered a filet of fish
halfway through my big mac I thought I was going to throw up, I caught a whiff of what smelled like bad puss
turns out it was the filet of fish, fkng ew
So we are talking about vaginas
the french dressing in my big mac and the smell of bad vagina are far too similar, I nearly gagged
"get that away from me before I barf"
her: "why? what's wrong"
I didn't answer so she could at least enjoy her sandwich, I'll tell her later
So tacos wuz good tonight...
It wasn't anything out of the ordinary at all :/
Which makes me wonder why the threatening message at all.
The only vagina involved was some random girl I knew from high school....
Years are not kind to people. S'all I'm saying...
there was a girl I wanted to ask to prom (the captain of my swim team...amazingly hot...wonderful body too~) ... but I couldn't cause when I went to ask her she cut me off by saying "Hey I got a boyfriend!!! And he's taking me to prom" before I could ask her.
Then she goes "So what did you want to ask me?"
I just made up some bullshit liek "wut was the answer to #13 on last night's homework." I was so disapointed
Long story short.. my boy told me tonight she's put on a lot of weight since college. Such a pitty since she was in such amazing shape. 1 of the 3 girl I would've absolutely loved to have dated in high school.
This is why I absolutely lovde the swim teammmm
Aside from the fact that I made everyone look terrible in 200M breaststroke
I find it funny that the girl (Girl #1) who i thought had the most amazing body in swim team still has an amazing body. The other 2 girls who had amazing bodies now have put on a lot of weight...
And yet still no one thinks that Girl #1 is amazing looking ...and she's still single. Yet she wants nothing to do with me...
To be fair she's kinda boring...
Shit sucks...
I love tacos.
I prefer vaginas