Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 25
  1. #1
    Ridill
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Posts
    12,469
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Septimus Atumre
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    Or Perhaps I Am Just Too Subtle- 09.30.2009 Septimus

    Those who paid attention to the July 15th, 2009 update learned of the existence of the Random Stat Generator™ which is the basis of all gear created for Final Fantasy XI, but brought to provenance with the creation of augmented gear. Before the introduction of augmented gear, each update would only bring a few dozen new pieces of new gear with strange, purposeless, useless, or just plain weird stat combinations. Since the implementation of the augmented gear system, now people can feel the thrill of disappointment of patch day every single day with by wasting time and gil on completely haphazard rewards from battles and missions that so rarely ever pay dividends.

    No, I am sure you are asking yourself, how can I reproduce that same feeling without going through the process of spending gil, fighting monsters, or even when not in game. Well friend, have I got something for you! Our crack team of Ninja spies have smuggled the algorithms for the Random Stat Generator™ out of Square-Enix headquarters, allowing us to simulate the experience for you.

    We at BG proudly present the Augment-O-Matic!

    [bgflash= width = 550 height = 400]Augment-O-Matic/AugmentLoader.swf[/bgflash]
    Click on the Augmented item box to copy the augmented text into your clipboard.

    Stuff we did

    Dynamis

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/dyBeaucedine1.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/dyBeaucedine2.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/dySandOria.jpg


    Stronghold Invasion La Vaule



    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/...onLaVaule2.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/...onLaVaule3.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/...onLaVaule4.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/...onLaVaule5.jpg

    Stronghold Invasion Beadeaux

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/...nBeadeaux1.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/...nBeadeaux2.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/...nBeadeaux3.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/...nBeadeaux4.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/...nBeadeaux5.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/...nBeadeaux6.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/...nBeadeaux7.jpg

    Einherjar

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Einherjar1.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Einherjar2.jpg

    Proto-Ultima

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Ultima1.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Ultima2.jpg

    Jailer of Justice

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/jJu.jpg

    Jailer of Hope

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/jHo1.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/jHo2.jpg

    Fafnir

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Fafnir1.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Fafnir2.jpg

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Fafnir3.jpg

    Stuff we got

    Congratulations to Aerides for Justice Sword.



    Congratulations to Bregor for Warrior's Cuisses.



    Congratulations to Ceiyne for Duelist's Gloves, Nimue's Tights, Etoile Bangles, Headsman's Ring, Justice Sword, and Hope Staff.



    Congratulations to Delain for Justice Sword and Cleric's Cap.



    Congratulations to Fryte for Mirage Charuqs and Mirage Bazubands.



    Congratulations to Janessa for Nashira Gages, Shura Haidate +1, and Zenith Pumps.

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Janessa.jpg

    Congratulations to Kainos for Gnadbhod's Helm, Argute Loafers, Mirage Charuqs, Cleric's Duckbills, and Headsman's Ring. Congratulations to Aetos for Valor Gauntlets.

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Kainos.jpg

    Congratulations to Kazen for Berserker's Torque.

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Kazen.jpg

    Congratulations to Kiara for Nashira Manteel, Mirage Jubbah, Monster Gaiters, Saotome Domaru, and Argute Gown. Congratulations to Yummy for Warrior's Mask and Melee Cyclas.



    Congratulations to Kuno for Zha'Go's Barbut.

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Kuno.jpg

    Congratulations to Rainia for Argute Loafers Koga Hakama.



    Congratulations to Rocl for Justice Sword.



    Congratulations to Ryphen for Hope Torque.



    Congratulations to Septimus for Koga Hakama. Congratulations to Atumre for Warrior's Calligae and Warrior's Calligae.

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/SeptAtum.jpg

    Congratulations to Slone for Mirage Jubbah.



    Congratulations to Sobius for Monster Jackcoat.



    Congratulations to Sonomaa for 3 quivers of demon's arrows, 4 pot-a-feaus, some shinobi-tabi, 12 stacks of shehei, and some meat mithkabobs.

    (Inside joke)

    Congratulations to Tearshang for Duelist's Gloves and Pantin Dastanas.



    Congratulations to Vishodhan for Nashira Turban.



    Congratulations to Warthog for Justice Torque and Monster Trousers.



    And whose data fields were randomized enough to be the September Loot Whore of the Month?

    GORION! Congratulations for Summoner's Spats, Justice Torque, Hope Staff, and Ridill.

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Gorion1.jpg
    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Gorion2.jpg

    Join as next month as someone else does the update, as this one has left me exhausted because it took over a week to make.

    P.S. BGWiki Learn it, love it.

  2. #2
    Ranger
    2600klub

    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    11,283
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Sonomaa Kihten
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut
    WoW Realm
    Durotan
    Blog Entries
    12

    I MADE YOU AN AWESOME SCREENSHOT AND YOU DIDNT USE IT?!

    Love is over.

  3. #3
    An exploitable mess of a card game
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    13,252
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Gouka Mekkyaku
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Diabolos

    Epic generator. My Domarus never looked better!

  4. #4
    Destroyer of Worlds
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    1,109
    BG Level
    6
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    I don't know how the hell you got that augment generator to work, but
    it
    is
    AWESOME

  5. #5
    The God Damn Kuno
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Posts
    13,660
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Kuno Sedai
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    Quote Originally Posted by Sonomaa View Post
    I MADE YOU AN AWESOME SCREENSHOT AND YOU DIDNT USE IT?!

    Love is over.
    Click on the banned pose and it'll show your image. I already bugged him about it yesterday.

    And yes, the generator is freaking epic.

  6. #6
    Bagel
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    1,397
    BG Level
    6
    FFXI Server
    Valefor

    Nice Futurama references.

  7. #7
    Ranger
    2600klub

    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    11,283
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Sonomaa Kihten
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut
    WoW Realm
    Durotan
    Blog Entries
    12

    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Kainos.png

    Im gonna repost it so all can see!

  8. #8
    CoP Dynamis
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Posts
    250
    BG Level
    4
    FFXIV Character
    Xalniar Ryseri
    FFXIV Server
    Leviathan
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    After 17 try's.... I'd take it! Why can't I get this lucky in game? Instead SE gives me Enemy Crit Rate -3.... thank you SE.

    http://i692.photobucket.com/albums/v...blos/genie.jpg

  9. #9
    Official THE Alpha and Omega
    Moderator

    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    5,898
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    I absolutely adore you sept, I hope you know this

  10. #10
    E. Body
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    2,096
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan

    Heck yes, only took 6 tries :
    Wyvern helm +1
    [Head]All Races
    DEF:31 HP+31 STR+6 Fire Elemental Resist+11
    Physical damage: "Blaze Spikes" effect
    VIT-3 DEX+6
    Enhances "Resist Incontinence"
    effect+5
    Lv.75 DRK/BST/RNG/SAM/DRG

    also did 7th for lawl and got this:
    Wyvern helm +1
    [Head]All Races
    DEF:31 HP+31 STR+6 Fire Elemental Resist+11
    Physical damage: "Blaze Spikes" effect
    Warcry Accuracy +4
    VIT+4 CHR-4
    Lv.75 DRK/BST/RNG/SAM/DRG
    Warcry Acc that is like the best stat ever.
    Seriously the generator wins

  11. #11
    An exploitable mess of a card game
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    13,252
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Gouka Mekkyaku
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Diabolos

    Quote Originally Posted by Sonomaa View Post
    http://www.bluegartr.com/img/093009/Kainos.png

    Im gonna repost it so all can see!
    Ewww is that a melee RDM?

  12. #12
    Frank Furryface
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    393
    BG Level
    4
    FFXI Server
    Asura

    "Enhances Resist Sweaty Boot Rash". I love this generator!

  13. #13
    Salvage Bans
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    912
    BG Level
    5
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan

    best update evar
    well done, very well done!

  14. #14
    Im a troll

    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Posts
    2,365
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Cerberus

    epic generator , i lol'd

  15. #15
    fustastu
    Guest

    Quote Originally Posted by Gunitsoldier View Post
    epic generator , i lol'd


    Hi there, Would a new one like me be welcome here?
    Thanks so much in deed.

  16. #16
    Champion of the House of Weave
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    5,176
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Sylph

    BG Result:
    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/attac...1&d=1255098399


    My actual result:
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...FFXI/Genie.png


    Working as intended....

    Love the update.

  17. #17
    Absolute Messenger of Promathia
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    9,055
    BG Level
    8
    FFXIV Character
    Blaise Destin
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas
    FFXI Server
    Asura

    I got MND+4 and Earth-12 on an Accurate Earring... i like this Random stat generator better

  18. #18
    Relic Shield
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    1,924
    BG Level
    6
    FFXI Server
    Siren

    omg "Enhances 'Resist Cyberbrain Sclerosis' Effect +1" Domaru xD

  19. #19
    Ridill
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Posts
    12,469
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Septimus Atumre
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    It just makes me sad that the BG server doesn't have the right tools to allow the print feature to work.

    http://www.septimusprime.com/images/...iption%201.png http://www.septimusprime.com/images/...iption%202.png http://www.septimusprime.com/images/...iption%203.png

    It is a shame, I think the update would have been a lot more popular if people would have been able to make sigs out of the augments.

  20. #20
    LazyShell
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Posts
    1,903
    BG Level
    6

    Futurama references are perfect.

Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Maybe I Went Too Far This Time- 09.16.2009 Septimus
    By Septimus in forum BG Forum News and Events
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: 2009-11-05, 15:06
  2. The End Is Nigh- 06.09.2009 Septimus
    By Septimus in forum BG Forum News and Events
    Replies: 34
    Last Post: 2009-07-15, 12:43
  3. Yindependence Day- 09.30.07 Septimus
    By Septimus in forum BG Forum News and Events
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 2007-10-01, 14:34
  4. Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes 09.30.2006- Septimus
    By Septimus in forum BG Forum News and Events
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 2007-01-07, 02:15