Are there any ways to get rid of hickies?

**sephir** · 2009-09-30 22:29

Icing it early on will reduce the bruising but then heating it later on will help it go away (or drawing blood to that region - I leave this method to your imagination).

**tyven** · 2009-09-30 22:31

tell people you got hit with a golf ball

**Mistress Stowastiq** · 2009-09-30 22:36

Originally Posted by Mafai

cant u comb them out?

The technique of rubbing a comb across the skin is something people use yes but if you blemish easily, it will just cause more redness in the area.

**tyven** · 2009-09-30 22:36

this slut i know used to rub tooth paste on them shits

**Jodwahh** · 2009-09-30 22:45

Stop being a pussy and fucking chow down on her neck like a real man. Also urban myth: rub toothpaste on that shit.

**BadKarma** · 2009-09-30 23:06

Originally Posted by Jodwahh

Stop being a pussy and fucking chow down on her neck like a real man. Also urban myth: rub toothpaste on that shit.

Hes gay.

**Xiona** · 2009-09-30 23:13

moving out of the trailer park has been shown to decrease instances of hickies by at least 90%

p.s. use cold to reduce the appearance.

**Andrena2.0** · 2009-09-30 23:22

Turtleneck sweater!?

Sanoske · 2009-09-30 23:48

Originally Posted by Correction

I'm not the one who doesn't know what a hickey is.

Whoosh? I'm gonna say whoosh.

**Cheerios** · 2009-10-01 00:04

pop dat collar

**Denchi** · 2009-10-01 00:05

Hey guys I had a 6-some with some hot babes, and they scratched my back from all the rough sex I gave them, how do I get rid of these unsightly marks?

**gandorf** · 2009-10-01 00:21

Stick it in her butt.

**Kwijiboe** · 2009-10-01 01:02

Alright, who forgot to lock the door after leaving the spam forum?

**Chicomagiko** · 2009-10-01 01:48

Originally Posted by Kwijiboe

Alright, who forgot to lock the door after leaving the spam forum?

HAHAHA, your so funneh!

**Gregorio** · 2009-10-01 01:56

Originally Posted by Mizango

lolnoobs.

You are either 13 or have finally got to second base to the second time. The novelty of hickies wear off once you leave middle school.

Corectamundo.

Seriously...who still gives/gets hickies? If you're a guy, learn how to work on a girls neck without behing a jackass and sucking like a tard. And if you're a girl, get with a guy who isn't so possessive he gives you hickies to mark his territory...or get with a guy who isn't a noob.

**Kyo** · 2009-10-01 01:57

I wasnt aware people still gave hickey's. Must be some ferocious gays lurkin and creepin after that ass tsuko.

Edit: It's obvious people dont read.^

**wop** · 2009-10-01 02:18

So, he broke your black or gold bracelet?

**Gregorio** · 2009-10-01 02:21

Meh guy/girl doesn't matter. Just mentally replace every time I said "girl" to say "bottom" instead.

**Sol-Blackguy** · 2009-10-01 02:26

On topic: there's some shit from AVON that helps bruises. It's actually meant for cleaning Irish Sunglasses but why cure something that's deserved amirite?

**thetruepandagod** · 2009-10-01 02:43

I heard some people use a cold spoon to get rid of them but no fucking idea how.

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