NFL Week 4: Memorial Services.

[QuePsiXI]

Please put NSFW next time you post that picture, lol.
I thought you were taking a dig at McNair with the OP title but obviously I have made an ass out of u and me.
I will not turn Week 4 into a Carolina thread so I'll only mention this one time: congratulations to the Panthers on avoiding defeat this Sunday!

[Mizango]

congratulations to the Panthers on avoiding defeat this Sunday!

Indeed.

[Tyche]

I would have never imagined that poop was nsfw. My apologies.

[Mizango]

Breaks the ties of oppression Tyche! There is no room for PC'ness is this world of hypocrisy!

By spoilering you let the terrorists win. FREE THE TURD! FREE THE TURD! ♫

[Mizango]

Disregard, I just realized that Pacman is already free.

[Olo401]

My stats:
After Week 1 : 13-3
After Week 2 : 23-8-1 (I went pick'em on NO vs. PHI)
After Week 3 : 33-14-1

Detroit at Chicago
Cincinnati at Cleveland
Seattle at Indianapolis
NY Giants at Kansas City

Baltimore at New England - This is shaping up to be a defensive war. The Ravens are being touted as having the best defense in the league, but the young Pats D has averaged just 16.6 points against in the first three games which means they're not too bad either. However, with the rust falling off Brady with every passing week, and the fact that Baltimore's D has already been shown to be susceptible to a potent passing game by a quarterback with much less talent, I think this game has the potential to end up with a MUCH wider point margin. I'm going with the Pats to win by 10.

Tampa Bay at Washington
Tennessee at Jacksonville
Oakland at Houston
NY Jets at New Orleans

Buffalo at Miami - Cmon now.. Miami wasn't in the hunt before Pennington went down, and Buffalo has already shown its defense can lock teams down.

St. Louis at San Francisco
Dallas at Denver
San Diego at Pittsburgh

Green Bay at Minnesota - I'm dreading this matchup because it really can go either way.. and I'm not picking them because of Favre either. The rest of the team allows him to do what he has to do, and that's what counts.

[tyven]

Disregard, I just realized that Pacman is already free.

oh you

[Mizango]

Gettin' my Richie on.

[Lbelle]

@Chicago vs Detroit
Cincinnati vs Cleveland
@Indianapolis vs Seattle
New York (NYG) vs Kansas City
@New England vs Baltimore
@Washington vs Tampa Bay
Tennessee vs @Jacksonville
@Houston vs Oakland
Buffalo vs @Miami
@New Orleans vs New York (NYJ)
Dallas vs @Denver
@San Francisco vs St. Louis
@Pittsburgh vs San Diego
@Minnesota vs Green Bay

If Washington loses to Tampa...sigh. I liked all of Tyche's picks except the Ravens though, I think they can pull off a win here.

[Mizango]

The Skins WILL LOSE to the Bucs. What's sad is I had the Skins going far in the playoffs.

[Brill Weave]

Soooo in other words you don't really follow football huh Miz?

[Lbelle]

SHUT YOUR FINGERS

[Mizango]

Soooo in other words you don't really follow football huh Miz?

loooool

[tyven]

i will only accept a redskins loss if it involves josh johnson doing all sorts of cool black qb stuff. i dont want to see them win ugly

[Brill Weave]

So you want dogfighting on the field?

[tyven]

exactly

[Mizango]

So you want dogfighting on the field?

OH HO HOOOO, you clever devil you.

[Stiker]

Detroit at Chicago - For some reason this game makes me nervous. Yes, it's the lolLions, but I still think Cutler and company still have some issues to iron out. That being said, the Bears will still fucking curb-stomp the Lions.

Cincinnati at Cleveland - Fuck you Mangini for benching Quinn. It doesn't matter which QB you start, your team is still one of the worst in the NFL. Bengals to win big, Anderson to fall on his face, and Mangini to give his team an "advantage" by not announcing a starter for week 5.

Seattle at Indianapolis - Ask tommygunz, Colts have been winning forevor and Peyton is on fire right now. Not only that, the Colts defense has been playing quite well thus far as well. Colts to win big.

NY Giants at Kansas City - Around halftime Cassell is going to seriously consider trying to hop on the first bus to back New England. This game has blowout written all over it as well. NYG to win.

Baltimore at New England - One of these games New England is going to finally explode on offense, it is just a matter of time. It won't be against Baltimore's defense though; however, I do think Brady and company start to get back into the swing of things to pull out this win.

Tampa Bay at Washington - The lulz continues here. Washington falls on their face again to a shitty NFL team. Who would've thought the 'Skins would go 1-2 against the gauntlet that is St. Louis, Detroit, and Tampa? Enjoy the NFC East cellar boys, you won't be moving from there this season.

Tennessee at Jacksonville - The Titans have had a wonderful 0-3 start so far. As Tyche said, their secondary has been lit up the past few weeks, but Garrard won't be able to do so. Titans to squeak this one out.

Oakland at Houston - Oh Raiders, how you continue to be one of the biggest punchlines in all of football. Houston to win easily.

NY Jets at New Orleans - This game is going to be a close one I think. The Jets defense is rather good and Sanchez is playing very well. However, Pierre Thomas looks to be back in full stride and Brees is...well, Drew fucking Brees.

Buffalo at Miami - So, Miami...your starting QB is down. I don't think Henne and the Wildcat are going to save you here. Buffalo to win, T.O. to start a new streak -- consecutive games without a reception.

St. Louis at San Francisco - Dear St. Louis, you still suck ass and now you will likely be using a backup QB. Gore out or not, the Rams are going to get torched.

Dallas at Denver - I seriously cannot believe I am about to do this. I am thoroughly unimpressed with anything Denver has done this season, but then I look at my 'Boys and realize we are a comedy of errors. Seriously guys, only 7 offensive points against CAROLINA?! Not good. Here's another stat for you, Cowboys made 3 red zone trips and the results were: Missed FG, TD, FG. Stellar... Garrett's wonderful scheme of running nothing but draw plays and retarded passes is going to bite us in the ass. Neckbeard won't even have to pull off any magic, Cowboys will suck it up all on their own and Flozell Adams will get fined for the forth week in a row.

San Diego at Pittsburgh - Pitt needs a bounce back game and thankfully they'll have San Diego making a nice, long road trip from the West Coast to help them out with that.

Green Bay at Minnesota - Brett will spend the whole game handing the ball off to AP and laughing his ass off as he only has to pass a handful of times to beat his former team. Cheeseheads everywhere have their worst nightmare come true and the tears will be delicious.

BG Pick'Em record:
32-16

[Melena]

Detroit @ Chicago
Cincinnati @ Cleveland
Seattle @ Indianapolis
N.Y. Giants @ K.C
Baltimore @ New England (god i hate making this pick as I have brady and moss in my fantasy team)
Tampa Bay @ Washington No matter who wins, whoever watches this shit pile loses.
Tennessee @ Jacksonville
Oakland @ Houston Oakland's only hope is if Russel gets hurt.
N.Y. Jets @ New Orleans Going to be an old fashioned shoot out here.
Buffalo @ Miami Say hello to your first win Miami
St. Louis @ San Francisco No Gore? No Problem as Minnesota nearly found out themselves last week. There's no miracle Bret Farve saving the Rams this week against what will be a pissed off 49ers team.
Dallas @ Denver Clutch Jr. will have another clean game. Not even a glorious neckbeard or Jessica Simpson can save them.
San Diego @ Pittsburgh Sorry Steelers fans, this just isn't going to be your season.
Green Bay @ Minnesota Home field is a big advantage in this game. If the locations were reversed, i'd have to side with the packers on this one.

[Mizango]

I see the Broncos will need to go undefeated for 3 consecutive seasons to get props from you peons.

You all are about to bear witness to something special.