NFL Week 4: Memorial Services.

[Brill Weave]

He's not flopping, he's just tired.

[recuperi]

They've already got a flopping rule for kickers and punters trying to draw roughing the kicker penalties. Why not just extend that to QBs as well? Both roughing penalties, so both should have a deterrent from faking it. Although, we know how often those unsportsmanlike conducts are called on kickers, so what's the point?

[Mizango]

They've already got a flopping rule for kickers and punters trying to draw roughing the kicker penalties. Why not just extend that to QBs as well? Both roughing penalties, so both should have a deterrent from faking it. Although, we know how often those unsportsmanlike conducts are called on kickers, so what's the point?

I hate that shit so much.

[Kyo]

They should instal a rule for orton, he has to throw with his left arm during the 4th quater to balance some of the jesus.

[Devolver]

They should instal a rule for orton, he has to throw with his left arm during the 4th quater to balance some of the jesus.

Jesus is ambidextrous, moot point

[Mizango]

Jesus is ambidextrous, moot point

^

[Brill Weave]

Make him use his Jesus powers to play with his left foot like Christy Brown!

[Mizango]

He's waiting until the SuperBowl to unleash that trick. If you seriously watched the game the cameraman zoned in on his ass and his package for a good 25 seconds without changing the frame once.

The power of Orton compels you!

[Brill Weave]

Apparently the cameraman was a devout church going man in that case.

[Abandon]

Miz's wife seriously ass-fucked any positivity of the Orton bromance going down, was rather epic.

[Serif]

Anyone else see LT during last night's game going "MAN UP"

Haha, I wish some one would make a gif with him yelling that and then showing him either get carted off the field or on the sideline with a hoodie on being a bitch.

[tyven]

Anyone else see LT during last night's game going "MAN UP"

Haha, I wish some one would make a gif with him yelling that and then showing him either get carted off the field or on the sideline with a hoodie on being a bitch.

haha thats exactly what i was thinking. i was dying last night when LT made a jump cut for a 2 yard gain and collinsworth was like "LT IS BACK!!!!!"

[Brill Weave]

I feel bad for LT. He went from being so dominate to being Marshall Faulk at the end of his career. Just a shame to see. I was not surprised to see the Steelers defense pretty much collapse yet again. It's pretty sad that you can't close a game out being up 28-0.

[Serif]

He is such a bitch, was 2 games short of having a record.

Even though he can't help being a bitch and only getting 2 yards a carry. Shaun Alexander has the record over him, gooood lawd.

[Mizango]

haha thats exactly what i was thinking. i was dying last night when LT made a jump cut for a 2 yard gain and collinsworth was like "LT IS BACK!!!!!"

lol Collinsworth is something else. LT, overrated Texas trash, Ive only been saying it since Texas joined the union.

[recuperi]

It seems like every week the Chargers keep getting more and more one-dimensional in their play too. A total of 7 designed rushes last night? Really? It's like the total opposite of the Dolphins, but to more of an extreme. Hardwick can't be THAT much of a difference maker

[Abandon]

lol Collinsworth is something else. LT, overrated Texas trash, Ive only been saying it since Texas joined the union.

Nigga, that was 1845. 1836 if you wanna go back to the Republic of Texas. YOU OLD AS FUCK

[recuperi]

He is such a bitch, was 2 games short of having a record.

Even though he can't help being a bitch and only getting 2 yards a carry. Shaun Alexander has the record over him, gooood lawd.

what record?

[Headspace]

Tom Brady flops better than Kirilenko in the playoffs.

[Brill Weave]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Keep that NBA blackie trash out of this thread! This is FOOTBALL.