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  1. 2009-10-03 02:32 #1
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    Help Me Cock A Chicken

    So I have this whole chicken I need to cock, was going to do it in the bedroom, but I want to throw some shit on that shit, but I don't know what shit to put on that shit, or how long to put it in the pooper for, or if I cover it or what, so:

    how I shot chicken
  2. 2009-10-03 02:43 #2
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    in its eye
  3. 2009-10-03 03:06 #3
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    terrible thread
  4. 2009-10-03 03:15 #4
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    PM me your e-mail address for a lockerz.com invite
    Noob.
  5. 2009-10-03 04:27 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Senoska View Post
    Noob.
    Get big pot, put oil in, drop cock in, /wait, get crispy cock?

    costs more, still amazing.
  6. 2009-10-03 04:33 #6
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    http://www.turkey-fryers.com/images/..._fryer_pot.jpg

    +

    http://images.huffingtonpost.com/200...turkey_300.jpg

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    http://onthebayeaux.com/yahoo_site_a...190203_std.JPG
  7. 2009-10-03 05:28 #7
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    Yes but where does cock go?
  8. 2009-10-03 09:28 #8
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    image of some dude's cock in a chicken ready to cook is due
  9. 2009-10-03 10:10 #9
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    rub butter all over it
  10. 2009-10-03 11:24 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Senoska View Post
    Noob.
    i don't spend all my time in mama's basement computering up shit sry
  11. 2009-10-04 09:18 #11
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    not even kidding, saw name of OP and read:

    Help me Cock a Children