you are edgy

**Rocl** · 2009-10-06 00:06

dont worry, you are edgy, trendy, and cool

it's aight, your opinions ride against the mainstream, but you surround yourself with others who share the same contrary opinion

i dig, i feel you

also did you know the NRA will send you an application that says "Sign up now and get a free set of hunting knives!" ? they do. i love rifles, see i am being edgy & cool b/c all the contrary to mainstream belief faggots here don't believe in the second amendment so by being contrary to the contrary i am actually the original foo fighter and you know what that means the best the best the best i am the most original poster in spam and all of bg, i mean for serious, who you gonna call better than me? fucking blarg? ok yeah i give you blarg, hes straight up baller tastic but you got whiny howie and mad day over then bumping penises and it makes you think why a nigga gotta bump a penis cant they get no pussy fucking howie got all sorts of dicks in his mouth he dont go ass spelunking penis first afaik yet and by ass spelunking i mean men's asses just saying yo beckwin im real happy for you but, conor oberst is the best indie liberal faggots of all time of all time ya dig but forrizzle did you ever stop and think that pomegranate was actually a euphemism for sex and that hades shoved his cock all the way down persephones mouth and put HIS seed in her belly and not some gay ass fruit yeah that shit happened whole myth is about losing your virginity causes winter of course for some people like senoska here it should be permanently summer right now im listening to the white stripes and the lead guy is fucking jack white which is also an alias for the joker who is an enemy of batman so i'm convinced that the white stripes are actually super villians and meg white is harley quinn oh god oh god who is our batman who will save us from what goes bump in the night? not fucking superman thats for fucking certain fucking fairy in a cape and tights that shit is ridic to a capital T you feel me but its all good in the hood as long youre understood as long as you a dude so theres this woman shes flying to meet her fiance and shes flying above the largest ocean on planet earth and shes seated next to this man who she tried to start conversations with but the only she heard him say was to order his bloody mary and she was sitting there and she was reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country she couldn't even pronounce the name of and shes feeling very bored and very despondent and then uh suddenly theres this huge mechanical failure one of the engines gave out and they just started falling thirty thousand feet and the pilots on the microphone and hes saying im sorry im sorry oh my god im sorry and she looks at the man and she says where are we going and he says we're going to a party- it's a birthday party; its your birthday party happy birthday darling we love you very very very very very much and then uh he starts humming this little tune and its goes like this one two one two one two three four and then i fucking put my pawn in the fucking upright attack position and you try to raigeki that shit but its no good cause not only do i got trap cards like whoa, its the fact that its a fucking banned card now you faggot, get with the times man, you can't pot of greed your way through your deck anymore either, so much shit is banned nowadays fucking rykoshet knows what i mean i fucking brawled my little heart out last night but i couldn't beat a kirby in defense position motherfucker has like forty thousand goddamn defense and one time a goose clapped for my victory over the saints and demons of this world and they began to sing in a chorus, the geese that is, they sang and sang and memorized 9 numbers and forget they had a soul, and you see that's a crack at a social security number, because its nine numbers long and you gotta memorize it or know it pretty well to get far in this life, at least in the you ess of ay and thats the only place to be quite frankly you can't be a badass in europe it just dont work so im sorry to all you euro faggots but it just dont fly that way you're really a bunch of nobodies, a bunch of commie fucking socialist pig suckling little douche mongers and i'mma be playing with my girlfriend's titties in the club while you playing with sandworm and ixion fucking pump that shit in A minor and never come out of a minor key that really fucks you up especially when shit pops out of the right side of the screen cause thats how horror movies fucking work people are naturally conditioned to look at the screen left to right (well those of who read that way, arabs need not apply) and we're taught that all minor keys must be resolved to majors so we flip the fuck out and hate music that doesn't follow it "hate" is a strong word, but fucking arabs man fucking posting tibetan sky burials without spoiler tags ruining my fucking appetite for breakfast don't even know why the fuck there are vultures everywhere how do you cook ramen in the microwave not the cup of noodles shit fuck vegetables man FUCK VEGETABLES you know what i mean, unless its fucking asparagus i dont wanna hear no shit about vegetables motherfuckers don't know about my fruits oh shit whats a potato its a tuber so its a veggie right? oh my god where is ronald reagan oh yeah hes fucking dead where he belongs have fun in hell faggot

**Zanz L. Barre The 3rd** · 2009-10-06 00:07

CHARLIEEE

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2009-10-06 00:11

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/a...1768289561.jpg

**Kiarax** · 2009-10-06 00:33

Rocl I must know if this is worth reading.

**Rocl** · 2009-10-06 00:40

Originally Posted by Kiarax

Rocl I must know if this is worth reading.

gonna go with everything i post is worth reading

twice

**Kiarax** · 2009-10-06 00:44

I will read it once and decide whether it is worth reading a second time.

**Kiarax** · 2009-10-06 00:47

Okay I will read it again later so I have time to forget it and experience it a second time anew.

**Rocl** · 2009-10-06 01:07

Bonne idée

**Linliel** · 2009-10-06 02:06

that was actually kinda cool and i completely agree with the stupid sky burial bit

**Ivve** · 2009-10-06 05:26

i skimmed

**Rocl** · 2009-10-06 06:25

Originally Posted by Linliel

that was actually kinda cool and i completely agree with the stupid sky burial bit

i am going to use that thread to curb my appetite to lose weight

**Rocl** · 2009-10-06 06:25

so thanks Firas youre better than WEIGHT WATCHERS

**Kiarax** · 2009-10-06 06:41

Sky Burial thread made me hungry.

**Ivve** · 2009-10-06 06:59

sky burial thread made me pretty sure several posters on BG have asperger's.

**Tempyst** · 2009-10-06 07:01

Originally Posted by Ivve

sky burial thread made me pretty sure several posters on BG have asperger's.

Really? That should have been a foregone conclusion a long time ago

**Tempyst** · 2009-10-06 07:04

I mean what other condition would cause a group of people to collectively reverse engineer the math behind a crappy video game no one will play in 5 years and then use it as a reason to feel superior

the only answer is aspergers

**Ivve** · 2009-10-06 07:05

idk sweetcheeks; i mostly ignore the parts of the forum where that information would have been presented prior to now.

**Charismatic** · 2009-10-06 07:06

Someone give me a summary, I don't read walls of text... even if they are from my favorite whites.

**Ivve** · 2009-10-06 07:06

tl;dr: rocl rambling

**Charismatic** · 2009-10-06 07:07

That doesn't summarize shit lady! I don't know any more than I did a moment ago!

Thread: you are edgy

Thread Tools

you are edgy

Latest Threads

Up & Coming Threads

Hottest Threads