NFL Week 5: Seagulling

[Headspace]

bengals are a miracle away from 4-0
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW

More like Bengals are Limas Sweed away from 2-2

[Chun Liroy]

Sadly 99% of said miracles occur within Kyle Orton's Beard

[Mizango]

I can't decide to if I should pick Redskins or Carolina.

Skins took the Lions, Rams and the shitty Bucs to the wire. This is all Carolina.... GO SKINS!


Lions: 1-3
Rams: 0-4
Bucs: 0-4
Carolina: 0-3


I mean those are the Redskins first 4 games and they are only 2-2, that tells you all that you need to know about Washington lol. They BARELY got by on the 2 wins they did get. And to think, I had the Skins in the NFC championship game just 3 weeks ago.

[Mizango]

More like Bengals are Limas Sweed away from 2-2

lolTexas.

[Headspace]

Carolina wins by 50, solidifying another year of Fox and Jake.

[Mizango]

Giants were omitted on purpose as it does not provide the necessary lulz.

[Mizango]

Carolina wins by 50, solidifying another year of Fox and Jake.

I swear to god dude...DONT JINX US

[MrW]

Delhomme gonna go 27-39 342 yards 3 TDs 1 INT (He's GOTTA throw at least one)

The football Gods will Bless Zorn with a game winning 47 yard FG.

Zorn, Fox and Delhomme get to keep their jobs because the loss will be because "both teams played well".


hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate

[Brill Weave]

Ok fantasy football situation I need an outside opinion on. New guy in the league drops his kickers and starts both Brett Favre and Kyle Orton. We start team quarterbacks and you can only have two team's quarterbacks. So he already had Brett Favre and Donovan McNabb. He added Orton and started him as Favre's backup.

Now the guy he beat by 25 points is flipping out and he wants me(commissioner) to bench Favre because Orton played first. Nevermind the fact that adding Orton is against our roster rules. My stance is to drop Orton and keep Favre in and be done with it. He's new and didn't quite understand how we do things. But of course the old white guy he played against is saying he cheated he should automatically lose or we should start Orton so either way he would win.

Thoughts?

[Headspace]

They've got a pretty good chance to be .500 by the end of october. And depending on playoff picture at the end of season, they could win their last few games and finish 9-7 or 8-8.

[Mizango]

Cut that shit out.

[Headspace]

In fact, I don't think Delhomme throws an INT the next 3 games (that are his fault) and plays well in wins against the Cardinals and upset the Saints to be in the picture for the MVP

[MrW]

Lol I'm only hating because the Bills are a fucking embarrassment and I want my 4 hours back for going to that game.

[Brill Weave]

Bills vs Cleveland is TO's only chance at getting a multiple catch game this year.

[Stiker]

I'm so happy that I could bring the Third Down Seagull into your lives and help name a thread. Life is complete now. This is my playoff victory for the year because the Cowboys sure as fuck aren't going to give me one.

Picks forthcoming in a later post.

[QuePsiXI]

You'll forgive me for my non NFL reference:
"Both teams played hard."

Lol I'm only hating because the Bills are a fucking embarrassment and I want my 4 hours back for going to that game.

Don't know your relationship status, but I think home games of bad teams is a fantastic place to pick up women. Second only two home games of great teams, where everybody is all happy. For your(and my) situation, you just pull on the sympathy and sorrow strings, until you get her to pull on your

[Akiyama]

I'm going with Atlanta for the win @SF and Jets for the win @Miami. Other than that, about the same at the rest.

[Stiker]

Cleveland @ Buffalo - Well congrats Cleveland, you officially traded away the only thing that was stopping teams from completely selling out on the run. Cleveland gets dominated in this game.

Dallas @ Kansas City - Even Garrett can't fuck this one up. Damn near any play that gets called will be allowed yardage or points. I'm sure we will have some form of Cowboys retardation to keep this closer than it should be, but the 'Boys will take this one rather easily.

Minnesota @ St. Louis - Should I pull a Tyche here and talk about breakfast? Nah, I'm a bigger fan of dinner. I cook a mean steak, love me some tacos, and I love washing it down with some form of booze. Speaking of booze, start the shots early St. Louis, your ass is getting stomped by a 40 year old.

Oakland @ NY Giants - Maybe I should talk about lunch here...but that will make me leave my desk and make me eat mine early. By the way I have some leftover teriyaki chicken that I'll be nomnoming on soon. Fuck, I'm hungry now. NYG big.

Tampa Bay @ Philadelphia - McNabb and Westbrook will be healthy and Tampa still sucks. My fantasy team thanks the Bucs in advance for helping my Philly D put up serious points.

Pittsburgh @ Detroit - Dear NFL, were you trying to come up with a week with the lowest ratings ever or something? Good God man. Pitt may be banged up, but the Lions still suck and the Steelers aren't the 'Skins. Pitt big.

Washington @ Carolina - Clutch starts his campaign to remain Carolina's QB with a big win here. The game is obvious to me with a Hello Kitty win, but really the more important prediction here is the over/under of how many times we are able to make Miz rage this week. I'm going to put it at 20. I'll take the over.

Cincinnati @ Baltimore - Sorry Cinci, the streak is going to have to come to an end here. Ravens have a stout defense and they are at home. Plus, fuck you guys for giving me a heart attack in elimination against the damned Browns. Ravens to win.

Atlanta @ San Francisco - No Gore = no win. Ryan has been doing an impressive job all season and I believe Atlanta can win a close one on the road.

Jacksonville @ Seattle - I'm seriously only picking the Seahawks here because they are at home. Not even joking...

Houston @ Arizona - Anyone remember how awful 'Zona looked against the pass against Indy? I sure do. Yes, Manning won't be under center, but I expect a big game with Schaub and Johnson hooking up often.

New England @ Denver - Look out now, Brady finally found Moss in the endzone. Cover your Neckbeard -- no seriously, Dallas was handing Orton his ass and Denver won't be able to recover from that like they did against a shitty Dallas offense.

Indianapolis @ Tennessee - I knew I should've done a PayPal bet at the beginning of the season. Enjoy seeing your secondary lit up YET AGAIN Tennessee.

NY Jets @ Miami - I'm taking the Sanchez here. Miami didn't exactly step up last time they were on a big stage like this. Plus, the added wrinkle of Edwards lining up at receiver should mean big things for Cotchery. This one could get ugly.

Pick 'Em Record:
Strait Up: 43-19

[Rem]

Fuck that, San Francisco over Atlanta.

And I'll pick Washington over Carolina, for the sake of another top pick next year. >.>

[Mizango]

DBowe is going to house Newman.