NFL Week 5: Seagulling

[Mizango]

Fuck Jerry for cutting Woody though, that was some bullshit. Everyone in the Carolinas know what Woody did for Clemson, fuck the bullshit and haterade!

[Kyo]

Fuck Jerry for cutting Woody though, that was some bullshit. Everyone in the Carolinas know what Woody did for Clemson, fuck the bullshit and haterade!

Probably signed a loghorn in his place.

[Mizango]

Even more reason to hate.

[Callisto]

Man, I still have my Gators, Colorado Buffs and Purdue pullover starter jackets in my closet to this day. Fuck the bullshit, that shit was mad hot back in the day.

I got my solid white Colorado coat because of Rashaan Salaam, Michael Westbrook and Kordell Stewart were pwning shit so hardcore.

ahahaha I always wanted a Colorado one b/c their colors looked badass on those jackets

[Celeras]

Middle one is stiker's, couldnt find the gimme quote sadly ;(

I think it was in last weeks thread. Don't worry about it though, I'll stand by it for the next 3 weeks. And since I'm a complete fucking jynx and managed to break the best D in the league just by opening my mouth, I'm sure youll have plenty of chances to rub it in my face when T.O. beats Revis for 200 yards & 3 scores/J.Russell has his first 300 yard throwing game of his career.

6-2 for sure!

[archibaldcrane]

I know it's hard to get excited about signing a 32-year-old free agent right tackle, but the Packers have signed veteran RT Mark Tauscher, who suffered a torn ACL in week 10 last season. He generated little interest from anyone other than the Packers all through his rehab, but considering our O-Line has been the worst in the league any little bit helps.

If he can get back to form it will be great news, he's only given up 16 sacks in his 120 career starts - one every 7.5 games or so. With Clifton (our LT) coming back from his ankle sprain, hopefully everyone can move back to their normal positions and keep Rodgers on his feet.

Tauscher isn't expected to play til Week 7 vs. the Browns at the earliest. He's a guy Packer fans love though - grew up in Wisconsin, went to UW-Madison, drafted by the Packers. I hope he can be part of the solution.

[Brill Weave]

Archi did you seriously just comment on the signing of an offensive lineman? You're taking precious time away from praising neckbeard.

[archibaldcrane]

He's the type of guy that Kyle Orton would love to have blocking for him.

edit: Damnit Weave I was getting there!

[Kurp]

The Midwest seems to really like their homegrown players. It's a pretty cool signing since he seems like he really wanted to play for the Packers.

As a Vikings fan, I'm really worried that they might be limited to only 6 or 7 sacks in Lambeau. =/

[Penthesilea]

I'm surprised Jon Runyan is not on a team yet. Why didn't the Packers go after him?

[Brill Weave]

Ok Archi, I jumped the gun. I should have known better and realized this was leading up to our Lord and Savior Kyle Orton.

[Mizango]

Amen.

[Brill Weave]

But Kyle Orton needs no blockers so it's a moot point.

[tyven]

he needs only the boss of all bosses brandon bosshell

[Brill Weave]

I'm convinced Kyle Orton could throw a 98 yard touchdown pass to himself.

[tyven]

but his coach, the boss of all bosses of all bosses, boss mcdaniels would not call that play

[Headspace]

Orton is the next Brett Favre if you all don't shut the fuck up.

[Mizango]

I'm convinced Kyle Orton could throw a 98 yard touchdown pass to himself.

I've seen it. Think back to to the old Purdue days when "Greg" Orton suited up and played in West Lafayette. I have an inkling that "Greg" was really Kyle disguised in black face and getting off.

Orton to Orton.

[Headspace]

Greg Orton blows. Can't even be a special teamer on the Bengals.

[tyven]

probably because the bengals have the toughest 53 man roster in the league to crack