Lunch, niggas

[Akucaen]

Just depends who's working the line. If I catch someone I hate, I have no problem walking right back out the door and driving to one of the others.

[Abandon]

HAHA

[Akucaen]

Fuck being served terrible and shitty prepared food I'm paying for. Restaurants I can tolerate, but if I'm standing right there and watch you fuck up the cut so it leaks everywhere like kiara's vagina and then slop it on the counter instead of the bread... I'm not eating that mess. If I wanted that, I'd get fucking thick soup.

[Abandon]

almost spit out the water i was drinking when you got to kiara's vag. oh man.

[Akucaen]

I try to avoid kiara's vag. It's like a goddamn Dyson vacuum cleaner. SHLLLLORP!

[Charismatic]

I try to avoid kiara's vag. It's like a goddamn Dyson vacuum cleaner. SHLLLLORP!

Oh for real? I'm so there then.

[Akucaen]

Well, you'll stick your penis in there thinking "ALRIGHT," but you'll end up breaking your spine as you're sucked inside by your penis. It's not a pretty sight and that's why Kiara doesn't have a brother anymore.

It's also why I hate vagina.

[Charismatic]

I'm willing to take risks.
Besides, sounds like a decent way to go out compared to a lot of others.

[Akucaen]

There's also the problem of vagina dentada. (sp?)

[Charismatic]

she got teeth down there? fuck that.

[Akucaen]

All incisors. So it's not even like a nice little gnaw, it's flat out flesh tearing as you're sucked in.

[Abandon]

No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[Akucaen]

While she screams, "oui OUI OUIIIIIIIIIII innit though?"

[Abandon]

lol, wtf

[Akucaen]

If Kiara is a true Brit, she'll get it.

[Charismatic]

You are a trip

[Akucaen]

Kiara casts a spell of ABS-Vagina on you. It is completely unresisted.

[Charismatic]

Kiro is immune, he's got magic pot... sure he has that shield shit

[Akucaen]

Kiara's vagina starts to secrete acid all over you. What do you do?

[Abandon]

bar-acid, son