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  1. 2009-10-11 21:15 #1
    guartz
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    Welcome to Atlanta airport

    UH OH

    SIR, EXCUSE ME. YOU PUT OTHER ITEMS IN THE BASKET ALONG WITH YOUR LAPTOP. NOW I WILL MAKE A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT AND HAVE TO RESCAN YOUR LAPTOP.

    THIS IS FOR YOU FUTURE REFERENCE!
  2. 2009-10-11 21:17 #2
    Sera
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    hey once when lokky was at atl they thought his laptop was a bomb, and he had to go in like a separate room to be searched...

    and really the problem was that they hadn't cleaned the scanning machine in like AGES and it was a false positive reading... gj ATL
  3. 2009-10-11 21:17 #3
    Carmi
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    WHAT IS THIS GIRLY BODY SPRAY? OBVIOUSLY IT'S A BOMB. I NEED TO CONFISCATE THIS. SORRY, HAVE A NICE FLIGHT LOL.

    ALSO TAKE OFF YOUR FLIP FLOPS BECAUSE THEY'RE A BOMB AS WELL.
  4. 2009-10-11 21:18 #4
    Sera
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    out motherfucker, out
  5. 2009-10-11 21:18 #5
    Shiroikage
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  6. 2009-10-11 21:22 #6
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    Next time u in da ATL come holla at a nigga
  7. 2009-10-12 07:08 #7
    Akucaen
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    God I fucking hate airports. I went to a foreign country and they just smiled and waved me in. I came be to the country I was born in and have lived all my life and HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE HAS A LAPTOP SEIZE IT AND HE'S A TERRORIST TOO EVEN THOUGH HE'S WHITE AND HAS A COMPLETELY CLEAN BACKGROUND FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF TERRORIST.

    Fucking... hell.

    I'm not joking. I was detained for that reason for an hour, amidst questioning.
  8. 2009-10-12 07:23 #8
    Mizango
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    Strokers you don't go no mo'? I heard they don't know how to treat you when you come through the do'?

    Any truth to this?
  9. 2009-10-12 09:21 #9
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  10. 2009-10-12 09:24 #10
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  11. 2009-10-12 13:11 #11
    Demosthenes
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    Yeah fuck that, laptop goes in with luggage. I'm too paranoid of that shit. The only things that come with me are my ds, mp3 player and phone. I always show up like 5 minutes before the plane leaves. I'd rather not be detained.
  12. 2009-10-12 13:18 #12
    Cantih
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    This is why I only use car, train, or boat.

    Until there is a riot and uprising against the TSA, the airlines can go fuck themselves.
  13. 2009-10-12 14:16 #13
    Demosthenes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cantih View Post
    This is why I only use car, train, or boat.

    Until there is a riot and uprising against the TSA, the airlines can go fuck themselves.
    I like getting to New York in 45 minutes as opposed to longer.
  14. 2009-10-13 01:36 #14
    guartz
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    Fuck TSA.
  15. 2009-10-13 10:16 #15
    TheShadyMan
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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    Both of them. That's just a dick move.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guartz View Post
    Fuck TSA.
    YEAH WELL FUCK YO--

    Oh wait, nevermind.
  16. 2009-10-13 12:42 #16
    Demosthenes
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    FUCK TSM! There I said it!
  17. 2009-10-13 13:30 #17
    TheShadyMan
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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    Both of them. That's just a dick move.
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    Your life is forfeit.
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