my fucking thumb fell asleep

[Zalius]

this is like the 2nd weirdest thing thats ever happened to me. i fell asleep for a few hours and woke up with my thumb bent backwards on my collar bone, separated by a blanket but totally numb when i woke up. nothing else on my hand was asleep.

i also had a dream that some guy stole my truck annnnnnnnd my dads car. he stole the car while we were reporting the truck. the guy that stole his car tried to back around and run me over but i just played through prototype again and that affected my dream to the extent that i jumped on the car and punched through the glass and through him out. was going to kill him but i decided the cops would handle him.

[Senoska]

TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR ASS THEN

[Zalius]

i just told you where it was mr hey i cant read but im gonna try to be witty anyways even though i suck

[Howard Roark]

TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR ASS THEN

man...

I was gonna say this and now I feel ashamed

[Cheerios]

You would've gotten a completely different response, though

[Callisto]

let's thumb wrestle then

[Zalius]

let's thumb wrestle then

jokes on you i am a seasoned thumb wrestler

[Callisto]

I'm aware, that's why I'm challenging you in a weakened state

[Zalius]

jokes on you it was my left thumb that was numb

[Callisto]

joke's even more on you because in reality I AM YOUR RIGHT THUMB

[Zalius]

WHAT

[Callisto]

mes up nigga