[Carbuncle] Tyrese HEY I ONLY BLACKMAIL'D ONE PERSON

[GreenKnux]

I keep expecting him to give up at some point, and realize he looks like a complete moron.

And then he keeps posting. How many posts are we since he first said "goodbye"?

[Gadritan]

LOL!!! Even my RL friends are getting a serious kick out of this.

So you really, seriously, honest to God told your RL friends about some FFXI/BG drama and showed them this shit?

What.A.Fucking.Loser.

"I totally pwned this nerd on some forums dawg. He was like you mad, and I was like, bitch I'm Canadian! I will fuck you up. Cuz I got a car and shits."

Shame I'm not on Carby anymore. Would have loved to spend time with this cat. The lols would never end.

[Synbios]

Conclusion: You're a BG superstar. I'm a fucking walking living breathing walking book reading iron pumping freak of nature. Now go cry me a river.

I don't even... Maybe babblefish can translate that for me...

[bechyni]

I don't even... Maybe babblefish can translate that for me...

I thought that was a fucking fake quote until I reread his post. Tyrese what kind of stupid are you??

[Caiti]

LOL!!! Even my RL friends are getting a serious kick out of this.

Sorry to break it down to you Valk:

Extortion implies that the person making the threat will carry out an illegal action against the person they're threatening. Extortion is a life long payment to keep something quiet. And that payment can be in favors.

Blackmail implies that the person making the treat will notify individuals that will proceed legally against the person they're threatening. Black mail is a one time money payment (RL money).

CONCLUSION:

Extortion does not apply in this case.

Blackmail? Hardly. We're talking about a virtual video game here. Know your laws before you fucking accuse me. There's a reason why SEI does not accept screen shots as valid proof.

Bottom Line: You BG forum trolls ought to try reading a book to improve your vocabulary and try going out more often and meet REAL human beings and have REAL friends. You know, the ones you interact with face to face?

Obviously your mental capabilities are limited and I won't even mention your physical features as most of you are fucking while whales waiting to explode. Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, and if that blonde girl who works at Starbucks is reading this...stop calling me "Hun" every time I walk into your store and give me that "I wanna suck you out" look. You have a wedding ring on you fucking whore!

Conclusion: You're a BG superstar. I'm a fucking walking living breathing walking book reading iron pumping freak of nature. Now go cry me a river.

Every time you type my name, every time you reply my fucking ego just grows bigger and bigger so thank you!

LOL

[VaguStae]

LOL!!! Even my RL friends are getting a serious kick out of this.

Obviously your mental capabilities are limited and I won't even mention your physical features as most of you are fucking while whales waiting to explode. Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, and if that blonde girl who works at Starbucks is reading this...stop calling me "Hun" every time I walk into your store and give me that "I wanna suck you out" look. You have a wedding ring on you fucking whore!

Conclusion: You're a BG superstar. I'm a fucking walking living breathing walking book reading iron pumping freak of nature. Now go cry me a river.

Every time you type my name, every time you reply my fucking ego just grows bigger and bigger so thank you!

L o o l.
Really now?

This post made my night.

[Ikarys]

I don't even... Maybe babblefish can translate that for me...

dunno if there's an "real_nigga to english" option on babelfish.

[Max™]

Don't forget the ballista challenge earlier.

Tyrese>> <Ballista> <Do you need it?>
Me>> lol, fucking fantastic

That'll teach me a thing or two huh, you're a winner in my book, kiddo.

[Demosthenes11]

has to be trolling now unfortunately

was good while it lasted though; nobody is this retarded to call someone a nerd after he
a)　initiated everything
b) tried to blackmail someone in a video game
c) is crying about windower users

[Ikarys]

Does this count as playing the Starr card?

Almost makes you wonder what attention whores did before they could blackmail people in role playing games and rage on internet forums.

[Ksandra]

Almost makes you wonder what attention whores did before they could blackmail people in role playing games and rage on internet forums.

before there was internet, there were sandboxes.

[HarrisBanks]

A++ Would read again.

[Mizango]

I still cant believe Sath's arrogance in thinking he'd get away with this. Darn these pesky kids.

[Vilhem]

This thread is win. Holy shit.

[D44kpunk]

gonna have to agree with rob ;\ gone too far, definitely trollin'

[Miayoko]

http://i568.photobucket.com/albums/s...36925973-1.jpg

D: thats all I have to say about that.

[BerenTebogo]

This is what I get for passing out early. I...just...there are no words. Should've sent a poet.

[blev]

holy shit, this kind of LULZ is almost worth coming back to the game.......almost

[vagus]

...

Fuckin... mean streets of Canada?

Or is this like, a whoosh of biblical proportions?

YOU TELL ME

If he lives 15min away from Ramzii, he's either from Surrey, Burnaby or New West.

I thought it was Feiwong, but Ramzii's comment changed that. Go have a shot of Sake at Guu Tyrese and let this go.

[The_OG_Nelta]

wow, this thread blossoms.