[Carbuncle] Tyrese HEY I ONLY BLACKMAIL'D ONE PERSON

[Seraph]

Seriously.

[isladar]

Sometimes, when I'm alone in the evening, I like to curl up with a box of godiva, a little cabernet sauvignon, this thread, and have some special "Islatime".

[Day]

And my nickname is cabernet sauvignon

[Seraph]

Sometimes, when I'm alone in the evening, I like to curl up with a box of godiva, a little cabernet sauvignon, this thread, and have some special "Islatime".

I normally don't even look in this section. If it had not been for a vague reference in another thread I would have completely missed this.

...this is where all the good drama went. Rate Up. Popcorn On.

[Linktri]

And my nickname is cabernet sauvignon

Pity. You're little. So sorry.

Besides, can't you tell that Isla loves Godiva's box?

[Dramafinderftw]

please dont

[Day]

Pity. You're little. So sorry.

Besides, can't you tell that Isla loves Godiva's box?

Don't be sorry I've come to accept my tiny self and I make sure she's pleased.

[isladar]

If you don't mind, I'd like to read an excerpt from The Book of Moblans, in Cross Server, chapter 7, verses 1 - 4:

[1] AND VERILY, yera, and foshure didst Tyrese overfloweth with lulz from his udders; udders heavy with the sweet nectar of total fail and blessed with the facepalms of a thousand of the Elect of BG. AND LO, there'st fain was ethuggery like of olde, for an 'e' at the end of shit doth make it more authentic, and truly there were plans and divinations to FITE upon the plains of some place in Canada, we think.

[2] FOR TYRESE didst beg that these allegations be presented before his countenance, and not amidst the tangle of the internet, so that it could be determined what would be to come.

[3] AND SATH didst make a :3 face irl, and laid his bounty before the Elect of BG, that they might be a WITNESS as he engaged the mammaries of a certain female in a place of dancing. LO, DIDST they see this, and consulted other books, OLDE BOOKS, like unto the Real_Nigga to Englishe Dictionairie, and they read, and knew joy.

[4]THUS WAS the Elect of BG pleased.

Real Talk.

[Day]

there'st fain was ethuggery like of olde, for an 'e' at the end of shit doth make it more authentic,

choked on my own spit

[Egodrama]

Real Talk.

Real talk.

[bechyni]

Isladar I love you lmao

[Brill Weave]

Sometimes, when I'm alone in the evening, I like to curl up with a box of godiva, a little cabernet sauvignon, this thread, and have some special "Islatime".

So chocolate, some shitty wine, this thread, and Isla's ready to go?

[BerenTebogo]

Oh god Isla lolll

[Shin Volcano]

is this GUY SERIOUS? LOL!!! for 10 mil id rather just get the fucking account banned, Human stupidity has no limits whatsoever, that is just....lmao..

(yea yea i'm late but seriously, LOL)

[nitsuj]

Make fun of me now! This is fun.

[yotevol]

I enjoy threads like this, because it makes me think that my life isn't so bad...
After all, I could be Tyrese!
Best thread, with Isladar!

[Brill Weave]

Best thread, with Isladar!

That's the first time I've ever seen that sentiment expressed by anyone

[Silenka]

And Isladar wins the internet yet again.

[Linktri]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASNORTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Chen]

that they might be a WITNESS as he engaged the mammaries of a certain female in a place of dancing.
Real Talk.

; ; lol