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  1. #561
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    Banned.

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  3. #563

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    >:3

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  5. #565
    Ridill
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max™ View Post
    Your mother is so fat it took a team of astronomers three years and a 12 billion dollar satellite to compute her mass from the gravitational lensing she induces upon images of background objects.
    Yo momma so fat she got her own event horizon.

    Spoiler: show
    that works right?

  6. #566
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    Yo mama so fat, Stephen Hawking stood up and said "Damn higg's you crazy"

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    Probably repost but I feel it needs to go here.

    http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...5389299109.jpg

  8. #568
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    Best your momma so far.

  9. #569
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    Best part of that joke was that I read it in the robot voice

  10. #570
    The 69th Donor
    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    okay guy I guess
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  13. #573
    Old Merits
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    WOW! These 7-stars fanpics are fucking amazing, where did you find them plz?!?

    Edit: Just noticed the signature in the lower right but I can't read it><, really wanna know who/where these came from haha~

  14. #574
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    http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...5389299109.jpg

    Best part is that she would in fact have an event horizon.

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    Wait... I'm a girl.. and I didn't notice the dude in the background. MIND FUCK OH GOD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa View Post
    Wait... I'm a girl.. and I didn't notice the dude in the background. MIND FUCK OH GOD.
    That's because you're gay. It's a gay test, faggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    That's because you're gay. It's a gay test, faggot.
    Technically, the text imply she is hetero or bi if she saw the girls first.

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    Don't thwart my verbal assaults, canadian!

  19. #579
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    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/attac...1&d=1256372335

    I luged that fucker once on a skateboard with speedskate wheels, and a rubberized windbreaker.

    The wheels were going so fast they sliced clean through the parts of the sleeves that flapped down and brushed them.

    At the bottom of the hill I had to drop into the little drain part and hang a tight left as a van turned to come up the hill, so I was going however fast speedskates +300~400 foot run downhill get you, through a foot~ wide gap with van tires next to me.

    My friend with me went right and wiped out in a yard, they freaked because they thought I was dead when the van passed, before they saw me all the way down the bottom of the hill after the corner, laughing my ass off.

    It's steep enough that I wasn't able to ride a 12 speed up the sidewalk in granny gear the whole way without finally toppling over... crazy shit.

    I did another hill of similar incline hanging on to the back of a friends mountainbike... I was drunk and REALLY not thinking it through, luckily I bailed into a grassy yard around the first right turn, not a car.

    Front wheels started dancing like mad, totally too fast for that board.

    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/attac...1&d=1256373792

    Found a car on it's side against that tree one night with a guy laying in the ditch below it... first time I ever smelled what a busted human smells like.

    The guy I found was the passenger, the car crossed into the left lane and went in left tires first, the passenger flopped over (no seatbelt) and the tree smashed the driver between the roof and the back seat.

    What a trip google maps is.http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ie...168.65,,0,5.95

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    http://i35.tinypic.com/33bere0.png

    Totally fucking win.


    Edit: @Max, I like how there's a cross hanging in the tree, lolz~

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