Why Do You All Love Fat Chicks?

[Zalius]

myspace angles

idk dude, ive come to realize all rl internet pictures are a little off of what you actually see because the height angle of the viewer/facial expressions are way more important than the good freeze frames.


ivve is kinda pale though, and im picky about glasses. i feel like if the girl is coming into this with an apparent visual defect, i get some say in whether or not i appreciate their optical apparel tastes. shes a decent troll and isnt a tryhard though, which you usually dont find with girls.

girls are usually pretty bad trolls tbh, don't know why some of them pursue it

[Howard Roark]

I'm hesistant to harp on balding dudes cuz that's kinda.. hmm what's the word, premature I guess? I'll roll with that

cuz basically I'm gonna remember what goes down here when I start losin it -- my dad had to find out on the front of the local paper lol, he was working on an artpiece crouched low behold: the glare!

[Zalius]

my dad has pretty good hair @55, but his widows peak started to come in at like 35. my hair is super mega thick/curly so i know its got a lot of life left, but its ok because joe satriani is bald, and if joe satriani is bald, life is ok.

[archibaldcrane]

I'm 29 and still have a full head - my high school best friend started losing his at like 19, total Costanza look now. I have developed little bits of gray since I was about 20, including a pretty sweet tuft up front, and that's fine with me. I hope it all goes gray eventually - I just don't want to lose it.

Considering my dad thinned out a ton, and my mom's dad was nearly totally bald by 65, I'm probably fucked in that department, but here's to hope!

[Zalius]

he's bald dude. its ok.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUkEvXWk68c

[Howard Roark]

thought you were gonna say your mom was bald at 65, yikes

you'd be so so screwed




my dad's dad had a wicked head of hair right til the end, so we'll see

[Cantih]

They're all ugly fat bitches.

as this info comes from Krye, I'm going to have to call it suspect.

Sup Ivve.
http://bzzkit.net/ivve/7.jpg

Fuck son, looks like I was right.
I mean, I knew Krye was a worthless retarded twink.
But it's always nice to PROVE it.

[Linliel]

hate to break it to you howie but it's through your mother you get balding genes, so check out your granddad's head

[Howard Roark]

my mom's dad drank 2 pots of coffee a day and smoked 2.5 packs a day, was also an alcoholic

also managed to keep a thick head of hair



and I am dubious about that mother's side thing, my hairline is uncannily like my dad's, not a widow's peak but the middle comes out more

[Linliel]

I was under the impression it came through on the X chromosome... well after a quick google, some of it does:
Baldness - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Howard Roark]

and said chromosome is passed via the mother?

what about those XXY and XYY kids, what happens there (too lazy to click link, humor me)

[Ryko]

theyre bald and retarded

[Akanei]

I'm attracted to what what?

[Callisto]

ugh those Ivve pics were looking alright til I saw the orange jacket, I can't stand women in orange jackets

[Linliel]

and said chromosome is passed via the mother?

what about those XXY and XYY kids, what happens there (too lazy to click link, humor me)

well I'm assuming here that you're not one of the small number of people who have 3 chromosomes, and yes, duh, the X chromosome is passed via the mother, lol ;D

[Cantih]

ugh those Ivve pics were looking alright til I saw the orange jacket, I can't stand women in orange jackets

That's the silliest shit...
it has something to do with sports, doesn't it?

[Howard Roark]

Callisto trying to act like he wouldn't tangle with Scarlett Johansson Isladar if she were a crossing guard

[Callisto]

not into dudes

[Callisto]

except charismatic

[Callisto]

That's the silliest shit...
it has something to do with sports, doesn't it?

was kidding, orange I'm fine with, but I do have an intense dislike for green and brown. At my last job there was only one attractive woman, but she always wore green, like literally every single day, and I was just like bleh every time I saw her