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[Chopchop]

Helm, seriously who you trying to fool? Shouldn't you be hitting on female game characters that you believe are dude's?

Helm - Encyclopedia Dramatica

and why the fuck are you even posting in the big boys section? This doesn't concern you or your g/f Akisu. GTFO or come on down to the Aery.

[Aspiringfinch]

Ahhh, sweet memories of Phoenix... FFXI jumped the shark years ago... I hope all the members of Haze and Volume can follow each other to the same server when FFXIV comes out and continue this rivalry... It's like the Yale/Harvard Football rivalry but without the education... Iremire sucks

[tmlane]

Hate everyone currently in or who will join Volume in the future.

You idiots ruined a premium taco dinner I was planning on eating before Glorious did a dynamis xarcabard run.

I had an hour before event so I was planning to enjoy my snack. Then I hear in vent that you tried to zone jack us so event got rushed. Long story short, I had to eat my tacos as quickly as I could since the run ran prematurely. I even complained to Azula and asked for some damn compensation. I want my tacos back ;;/

[Chopchop]

Who is Tmlane....
exactly

[tmlane]

The guy that finds you hilarious.

[Chopchop]

I find your crying hilarious.

[Chopchop]

Thanks for getting my post count up.

[tmlane]

Your inability to grasp sarcasm is what's upping your postcount.

[Chopchop]

I will make sure i go out of my way to take whatever dynamis zone you are doing. I will just enter my mule and make you wait.

[Chopchop]

See you in Jeuno tomorrow at 6 p.m.

[Iremire]

why hasn't this been locked yet? This doesnt come as close to as cool as the Mercury Background check of 07

Ahhh, sweet memories of Phoenix... FFXI jumped the shark years ago... I hope all the members of Haze and Volume can follow each other to the same server when FFXIV comes out and continue this rivalry... It's like the Yale/Harvard Football rivalry but without the education... Iremire sucks

You sir never called me for drinks. so i think you suck.

[tmlane]

Lol. Have fun with that. I'm not currently ingame.

[Helm]

Like that hasn't been beaten like a dead horse for years, way2go. You sure showed me with your remarkable wit and creativity. Legends will be told of your ability to copy a link from some 4chaning idiot(s) that want to be write some emo 'revenge' page.

Do you actually take yourself seriously when you imply your arse belongs in the "big boy section" because your expensive program can claim dragons better than someone else? Perhaps that is true, or maybe you just feel everyone should acknowledge your self-apparent overwhelming skill and ability, and thus right, to use an advanced forum... go you! I find that more amusing than hurtful. You sound about as bright as Znozzy over there ranting about how 'helm has always sux' or believing you're king of the server. Do you feel like you're going to convince me my place is "with da scrubs" or that I'm going to feel bad you trash talked me when I already think you're a pile?

edit:

I will make sure i go out of my way to take whatever dynamis zone you are doing. I will just enter my mule and make you wait.

Oh, and way to be classy. Once again you impress everyone with your ability to act cool by being a pest.

[Akisu]

Helm, seriously who you trying to fool? Shouldn't you be hitting on female game characters that you believe are dude's?

Helm - Encyclopedia Dramatica

and why the fuck are you even posting in the big boys section? This doesn't concern you or your g/f Akisu. GTFO or come on down to the Aery.

I'll always have this to make me laugh.

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8980/lolchopchop.jpg

[Unspeakable]

We don't want you to bot on our server because we don't bot and because we don't bot we don't want you botting on our server, so I'm going to go ahead and issue a warning from the LS that doesn't bot to all you low level newbies that these botting linkshells have killed my parents in real life and raped my sister, lit my dog on fire and RMT'd my character.

You botters will never have any skills because it's so obvious you don't have skills. Anything that requires skills only we can do, we can kill anything you can but we can't claim because you guys bots. One time we've won claim over your bots and we made a huge post on our front-page busting your balls about our Adamantoise kill because we outclaimed all your bots.

Botting is for losers and anyone that really wants to wins should play this game our way. Our way is the only way to have fun in this game and people should follow how we play this game. Your way is absolutely wrong and obviously is not fun for you, but I clearly have the funnest time in this game that I have to remind you in 5 hella long posts that I have more fun than you.

Anything you say will be null and void because you bot. So please don't even attempt to argue until you stop botting, and allow us an avenue to fight monsters we don't care about as well.

tl;dr The only thing that distinguishes a good linkshell from a bad linkshell is the possession of a pearl to that linkshell. Everyone else only remembers that one time you wiped to Tiamat 10 years ago when your 15 mages were afk but there was still 15 mages there. Losers will always milk what they can while they can because they know it doesn't last and their vented up frustration will once again be part of their daily lives.

I love how Helm and co. still live in this 2004 state of mind (QQ botters Everyone who bots or uses windower is bad and should be exiled from FFXI!)

Stfu with your QQing shit no one cares about people who bot... Who ever has the best bot means

A. They usually get more applicants because people want HNM gear and can have a better chance to claim and get said gear

B. Are usually NOT the LS sitting on the sidelines QQing

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/7661/59929416.png

Because haze dident claim one of the NM's they love SO much and always

has an ally ready every window we snagged an early claim because i decided

to go out there, And of course they Whine bitch and QQ.....

Edit: I would like to point out that last line there by rathian: "Its Ok guys, If i dident thing Vagion was afk you wouldnt have claimed"

we hold hnms with 2 people, tank + rdm.

You had your rdm there and apparently you where not Afk lol wut happened?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h3...d___camron.jpg

[Aspiringfinch]

You sir never called me for drinks. so i think you suck.

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh

[kiani]

By "had" I'll assume you mean the ones I kicked awhile ago. You know, the ones you recruited. Like Azula, or Littely (whatever her name was.) Kamien, hey, even Chop's girl was removed from our shell, what's her name again, Kiani? Oh, yeah, Naratu too. I could go on and list more of your current/past roster we've filtered out of our shell, but it's not... that relevant to the issue.

Aki I don't understand why you are so hellbent on dragging me into this. Really your going to say I was "removed" from your shell? I never thought of you as a lying asshole but oh well if the shoe fits.....

Wonder what else your lying about
think these speak for themselves


3/8/09
http://i780.photobucket.com/albums/y...6/20090308.png

3/12/09 4 days later, your officer again trying to get me to come back
http://i780.photobucket.com/albums/y...a516/part1.png

and last but not least, you Aki sending me a PM asking me to come back.
http://i780.photobucket.com/albums/yy82/kia516/aki1.jpg

I have a ton more of your members and leaders sending me tells asking/begging me to come back, so please stop bringing up my name just to spread lies. I never said/did a single bad thing to your ls or members so to come here and spread lies because of who I choose to date is rather unfair.

[Chopchop]

Blist you can have this .... you sure did show me..

[Chopchop]

<3 Kia

[Helm]

What else do you suggest for handling an idiot that has nothing better to do than message you, message other people to tell you to message you, shout to have random people message you, etc? Dipshit. There was a reason why I didn't feel like talking to you, and honestly that's because you're an unintelligent prick. You probably wouldn't understand half the things I said to you, and honestly I don't think you'd care what I had to say anyways. Thus, keep your shit to yourself and I'm sure you'd have a lot less Glorious/Haze/Finale/JP linkshells that hate you. People don't feel like dealing with your trash, but like a kid with sticky hands you can't keep to yourself even if we do ignore you. It's unfortunate that the GMs are truly useless in dealing with you morons trying to pick fights.

Like it was said before STFU or GTFO.