I really screwed up...

[Conformity]

I haven't seen the English language abused like this since Mike Tyson was still on TV all the time.

haha i lol'd irl.







but seriously dont make fun of mike he's actually very intelligent. Crazy, but intelligent. I personally believe the two go hand in hand.

[wipers]

I really tried to read that but that is the biggest run on sentence I've ever seen in my entire life. lol

[Koyuki]

Kill her, you can find better.

[wipers]

Wait I forgot to mention this is why I couldn't be an English teacher. Just imagine having to read hundreds of writing assignments that all have no paragraphs and go on forever.

[Tonushinu]

I loved "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

what was the name of those horror stories for kids? was a book series...not goosebumps. it always had some black and white sketches on the covers and sometimes throughout the books (collections of short stories). weird as hell..

They're called Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark. Also to OP WoT

[Skjie]

Just do it, bitches love guys with confidence.

[Senoska]

OP(Sup Kevin) is a huge faggot:
I really screwed up... - Neoseeker Forums
http://rockpapershotgun.com/rpsforum/topic.php?id=408

Here's the girl he is talking about, by the way.
http://www.facebook.com/tabby1gamer

I love being an internet detective <3

[kuronosan]

Alright, so I thought I fell in "love", however, it is really complicated and I feel as though I have been somewhat of a jerk now. Please, allow me to elaborate. I fell for one of my good friends, however, after a long and drawn out sequence of events, I discovered she didn't like me the same way.

Eventually, she found out about the crush I had on her and I've sort of dragged things on a bit. She only wants to be friends now, and now, so do I. I kept telling myself (and her) that, but I never actually truly believed it. Now, I am going to try and completely "bury the hatchet", and try to put it behind us (that's what she wants, and now, that is entirely what I want).

I will have no regrets of this, and from this point fourth, actions will speak louder than words (especially half-baked promises that I meant to be true but accidentally slipped up on). I do believe I will require a stronger willpower to go through with this though.

The reason being, one of my good friends, Elijah, called me a stalker (because I still had feelings for her after finding out from a mutual friend that she didn't feel the same way about me), does having a crush on someone (and making a couple bad decisions, like coming on too strong, going out of my way to hint that I like her, and various other stupid things that I now regret doing entirely) truly make you a stalker?

I am quitting this stupidity now, not only because it's the right thing to do, because it's what she wants, or to salvage our friendship, but rather all three of those things, plus I now see the error of my ways and wish to do so. I would hate for one or both of us to be uncomfortable around each other as friends, just over some stupid teenage crush.

So I am putting an end to it, and respecting her wishes (as well as my own) by going back to just being friends. In fact, I believe I may have unconsciously showed my affection a few times (i.e. my Final Fantasy XI character is named after her and commenting on every single one of her Facebook statuses).

I also want to show her (as well as myself), that I don't want that sort of vibe, just as she doesn't, or we will always hate (and/or feel uncomfortable around each other) for the rest of our lives, and neither of us want to lose our very close friendship over something so trivial and stupid.

Right now I am actually sad, I'm almost never said (only been sad twice in like 3 years; when my cousin died about a week ago and now), I really screwed up bad, and now I just feel terrible, I am almost crying (not that I usually ever cry) because of what I've done (see above).

I feel so sorry for what I've done to Tabitha (made her feel awkward and/or bad/sad around me), I don't even know where to begin to make it up to her (however, I have decided that putting an end to this one-sided romance is the best course of action for my first step). Anyone have any advice, questions, commentary?

Fixed for everyone.

Oh, and OP, get some balls and quit acting like a pussy.

[Jodwahh]

Can I get a tl;dr?

Edit: Holy shit, a premptive t;;dr, awesome work that man.

[Zeb]

kevin1gamer.livejournal.com?

[SephYuyX]

Here's the girl he is talking about, by the way.
http://www.facebook.com/tabby1gamer

My Pedo sense is tingling.

[Koyuki]

Pretty creepy seno

[Afrohatch]

wtf is going on

[6souls]

I love being an internet detective <3

uh huh

lets look deeper

I'm Kevin McDonald, I am 16 and a Junior here at NHS. I would like to tell you all a little bit about myself. I'm currently single, though hopefully not for long. I like to play video games, listen to music, watch movies, hang out with friends, watching television, girls, the Internet, online message boards, science fiction, and just living. My favorite video games are anything by Blizzard Entertainment, SWAT 3, Tribes 2, Unreal Tournament 2004, Hellgate: London, Total Annihilation, and Left 4 Dead. My favorite movies are The Matrix, Casino Royale (2006), Inglourious Basterds, Star Wars (all of them), and Alien (all of them). My favorite TV shows are Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Babylon 5, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica (RDM), Code Lyoko, Total Recall 2070, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek: Voyager, MacGyver, The X-Files, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Crusoe, Star Trek: The Original Series, and Farscape. I'll listen to just about any music that I like, I don't really have any favorite genres, and I don't like rap/hip-hop. I own a few websites and forums. My best friends are Matt Beumer, Kaddi Kuhlewind, Brandon Burke, Tabitha Wright, Matt Huffstutler, and Brittany Nicole. I am usually a rather reserved person, I'll pretty much leave you alone if you leave me alone, but don't cross me, or I'll rain an ungodly firestorm upon you. I really feel as though I have discovered who I am this year, which is my Junior year. I do support Barack Obama, although I disagree with him wanting to send us to school longer by shortening our summer vacation, I also don't like or support his proposed health care plan. I currently 'like' a certain girl, who also happens to be one of my closest friends, Tabitha Wright . Well, hate to jump around a little with this but; I was born and raised here in the St. Louis Metropolitan Area (Missouri, United States). I have some pretty high morals, as well as a rather interesting code of ethics (no sex before marriage, no drugs, no tobacco, and no underage drinking). Well that is not all there is to know about me, but it would appear that I have already gone above and beyond the call of duty. I also use just about every online service and instant messenger out there (Yahoo!, SS Free, Microsoft Network, America On-Line, Delphi, Steam, Xfire, etc.). Some goals of mine are to graduate high school, graduate college, get married (but not before having some fun, if you catch my drift), make first contact (with aliens), travel the world, help my uncle (Jonathan McDonald) get his country (Jonathanland) internationally recognized (or atleast by the United States), release Sole Survivor (a video game that me and some friends are trying to make), visit Blizzard Entertainment's headquarters, get a degree in theoretical physics (just to say I have one, and because it could be useful), and create a GEnie account. I have probably one of the strangest collections of all time, I collect these little 'Apartment Guide' books that you can get at for free at some stores, I have like 50 of them (not including duplicates). I have recently obtained the following PC games: Final Fantasy XI Online (Vana'DIel Collection 2008, which includes: Rise of the Zilart, Chains of Promathia, Treasures of Aht Urhgan, Wings of the Goddess, and the original Final Fantasy XI), Left 4 Dead (one of three that I have actually played so far since I got them), Tomb Raider (I'm actually borrowing this from my uncle, Jonathan McDonald), Lego Creator (I'm also borrowing this one from my uncle), Space Siege (another one I played), Dungeons & Dragons Online: Stormreach (I've had this for a while, but I didn't install it until now), Dungeons & Dragons Online: Eberron Unlimited (the third and final one I've played so far), Fighting Steel, Counter-Strike: Source (I've had this for a while, but I didn't install it until now), Half-Life 2: Deathmatch (I've had this for a while, but I didn't install it until now), Day of Defeat: Source (I've had this for a while, but I didn't install it until now), Star Wars Galaxies, and Massive Assault Network 2 (I had this installed, but I uninstalled it). The most amount of comments in a Facebook discussion regarding a friends' status was over 150 (it's still going on even). Did I mention that I am the owner and founder of the SS Free, well I am. I can't believe I just wrote all this down, thank you all for your time.

hi - FFXI Final Fantasy XI Quetzalcoatl Daily News

"kevin1gamer" - Google Search

btw, there is nothing before October on this user name

Attempt to break this down:

Name: Kevin McDonald
Age: 16
Hometown: St. Louis, MO
School: St. Louis University High School - National Honor Society
Friends: Matt Beumer, Kaddi Kuhlewind, Brandon Burke, Tabitha Wright, Matt Huffstutler, and Brittany Nicole
Family: Jonathan McDonald (Uncle)
Likes: video games, listen to music, watch movies, hang out with friends, watching television, girls, the Internet, online message boards, science fiction, and just living
Fav Movies: The Matrix, Casino Royale (2006), Inglourious Basterds, Star Wars (all of them), and Alien (all of them)
Fav TV: Deep Space Nine, Babylon 5, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica (RDM), Code Lyoko, Total Recall 2070, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek: Voyager, MacGyver, The X-Files, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Crusoe, Star Trek: The Original Series, and Farscape
Fav Games: anything by Blizzard Entertainment, SWAT 3, Tribes 2, Unreal Tournament 2004, Hellgate: London, Total Annihilation, and Left 4 Dead
Personal Message to the Internet: "I am usually a rather reserved person, I'll pretty much leave you alone if you leave me alone, but don't cross me, or I'll rain an ungodly firestorm upon you."

[pohibaba]

1) Slip her Rohypnol.
2) Have sex with her while filming it.
3) Show her the video the next day so she can see how much she enjoyed it.
4) Live happily ever after.

[Senoska]

http://i34.tinypic.com/umskl.jpg

[Byrthnoth]

At first I was just excited he used the word Salvage, but now I'm wondering if this isn't a 4-chan spam story or something. Here are two more copies:

I really screwed up...
Another

Looks premeditated by a few weeks and uses a lot of fresh forum accounts. Going to go ahead and call hoax or intarweb mass manipulation.

[SephYuyX]

I hope she signs up and makes a reply.

[Correction]

Translation Party

[kuronosan]

roflmao