lol @ Dallas having to play OT versus the Chiefs. OH LAWD
lol @ Dallas having to play OT versus the Chiefs. OH LAWD
Im know this all all after the fact but for all intents and purposes had Gay Fatliff not jumped his monkey ass over the center to block that FG I would be rocking a "I LOVE MATT CASSEL" tattoo across my neck right now.
So close man, so close.
gay rafliff exists to ruin you rlife
I wonder if Daniel Snyder can get Haynesworth to tie the noose up for him when Kansas City wins.
Just send em to Jasper.
Fuck that monkey ass nigga. When I watch the games this is how it plays out in my head:
"Here's UT trash Jamal Charles with a toss, hes turning the corner! Hes at the 47, the 40, the 30! All the way down to the 6 yard line where he is tackled by Gay Fatliff. There Fatliff doing his King Kong ground pound after a gain of 41 yards and the Cowboys down my 12."
I mean c'mon. If Dre Bly can get heat for pulling a Primetime and fumbling when the 9ers are losing and Donny Avery can DANCE in the end zone after he Rams deficit to 55 points then so should this fat, tiny headed, simian motherfucker.
He should, Snyder has no concept of team chemistry.
After all the Emmett Till'ing was done I'd move the team to Los Angeles and start anew.
Dont get mad at me, blame Tyven for getting me started.
HAHA, nigga rage engaged.
As a matter of fact Im going to go to a Cowboys game while I am down here and run on the field with a "Go back to Africa" sign for Gay Fatliff. Big Grape Ape looking ass nigga anchoring your DLine, how can you expect to be taken seriously?
Snyder's team reminds me of the Rangers(NHL) teams of the late 90's when they would just bring in whoever had a great year and assume that would translate over to a new team. How is Snyder not bankrupt yet lol?
Omg, Miz, new sig.
Because said Ape blocked a FG to save us from embarrassment.
Anyways, the picks!
Houston at Cincinnati - Every time I pick against the Bangles they win. So of course, this means Houston will blow them out...
Detroit at Green Bay - Dear Detroit, you still suck balls.
Baltimore at Minnesota - I'm looking for a bounce-back from the Ravens here. The Favre streak has to end some time, so I'll take it here.
NY Giants at New Orleans - Thomas and Bell are going to have a field day rushing against the Giants defense I think. Going to be a close one, but I see NO having a much easier time controlling the ball and therefore the game.
Cleveland at Pittsburgh - The comedy continues -- Pitt big.
Carolina at Tampa Bay - It makes all the sense in the world to pick the Panthers, but Clutch hasn't had a big fuck up in a few games. He's due.
Kansas City at Washington - Both teams will try their damnedest to lose this game. Honestly, I'm just picking the funnier of the two outcomes. I don't even know wtf to think of this game.
St. Louis at Jacksonville - St. Louis Rams, always good for a whipping post.
Arizona at Seattle - I'm looking for the Seahawk momentum to carry into this week.
Philadelphia at Oakland - Oh Oakland, don't you wish you had signed Vick? This game will be ugly. PHI to win big.
Tennessee at New England - Gee, let me think, Titans secondary vs. NE Passing offense...yeah give me NE.
Buffalo at NY Jets - The Sanchez is back at home and playing a crappy team. I'll take the Jet.
Chicago at Atlanta - Matt Ryan has just been a straight up stud so far. I'll take him and the Falcons to edge this one out at home.
Denver at San Diego - Neckbeard > Norv Turner.
Bonus Prediction: Cowboys barely escape a loss on their BYE week.
BG Pick 'Em Record
52-24
Stiker stop it.
Who plays the part of Beegley Beagley?