NFL Week 6: It's a gimme.

**Deejay** · 2009-10-15 21:59

yall are just haters. eli is the most accurate quarterback in the entire league. i mean has anyone else won a superbowl completing a pass off of someone's freaking head?

i

dont

think so

**Gadritan** · 2009-10-15 22:02

Peyton = 73.5% completion.

Eli = 64.4%.

I know you were kidding, but still wanted to point that out.

Also...and I know you're gonna' love this...Orton is ranked above Eli.

!

**Deejay** · 2009-10-15 22:07

sweet jesus, peyton has a 73.5 completion percentage?

god damn, some people miss the toilet while taking a piss more often than that.

edit; nvm that's only for this season. small sample size, etc etc.

eli still wins based on pure pocket presence.
i mean has peyton shed 17 1/2 tackles on his way to a go ahead score to win a superbowl?

no?

oh, okay

**Dimmauk** · 2009-10-15 22:08

The Kansas City Chiefs will win against the Washington Slump busters.

**Gadritan** · 2009-10-15 22:09

LOL. So fucking true. I think my roommate has about a 30% completion rate.

HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN!?

**Devolver** · 2009-10-15 22:09

Originally Posted by Deejay

god damn, some people miss the toilet while taking a shit more often than that.

ftfy

**Tyche** · 2009-10-15 22:11

Originally Posted by Deejay

lol, new york giant fans are the best fans! we're sorta like jets fans, only more knowledgeable and classy, and we root for a team that is actually worth a damn.

oh yeah and eazy eli > peyton > everyone else > pile of poop > clutch

New York jets fans are the epitome of fucking scum. To even compare yourself to that steaming mound of horseshit is a detriment to Giants fans. Their franchise QB gets injured, hobbles off the field on one foot to save the team a timeout, and they fucking cheer because the backup is coming in. I wouldn't piss on a Jets fan if he was on fire, as a matter of fact, I'd probably shit on his fucking face. There's nothing that makes me more sick in sports than a Jets fan.

**Gadritan** · 2009-10-15 22:12

Holy hell. We just found one of Tyche's buttons.

**Gadritan** · 2009-10-15 22:13

JETS FOR LIFE BABY!

**Kyo** · 2009-10-15 22:14

Originally Posted by Gadritan

SANCHEZ FOR LIFE BABY!

I can get behind that statement.

**Devolver** · 2009-10-15 22:15

At first I O_o'ed

then I lol'ed

**Tyche** · 2009-10-15 22:22

I think the greatest sports moment in my life will always be week 17 of last season. Oh, the delicious irony of Favre having a fantastic season, building the Jets fan so high they could be scorched by the sun, only to have Brett Favre have a SHOULDER injury, completely collapse, and lose a playoff birth, at home, to Chad Pennington in the final game. I don't know what the best day of my life is, that day, or the day my children were born. It's a close call.

**Resin** · 2009-10-16 01:06

Originally Posted by Tyche

I think the greatest sports moment in my life will always be week 17 of last season. Oh, the delicious irony of Favre having a fantastic season, building the Jets fan so high they could be scorched by the sun, only to have Brett Favre have a SHOULDER injury, completely collapse, and lose a playoff birth, at home, to Chad Pennington in the final game. I don't know what the best day of my life is, that day, or the day my children were born. It's a close call.

Hell the fuck YEAH.

Originally Posted by Deejay

lol, new york giant fans are the best fans! we're sorta like jets fans, only more knowledgeable and classy, and we root for a team that is actually worth a damn.

...Except that you play in New Jersey.

Sorry, no hate for NYG; in fact, if I were to pick an NFC team to root for, it would probably be them, but I still think it's funny.

**Sol-Blackguy** · 2009-10-16 01:57

Originally Posted by Tyche

I think the greatest sports moment in my life will always be week 17 of last season. Oh, the delicious irony of Favre having a fantastic season, building the Jets fan so high they could be scorched by the sun, only to have Brett Favre have a SHOULDER injury, completely collapse, and lose a playoff birth, at home, to Chad Pennington in the final game. I don't know what the best day of my life is, that day, or the day my children were born. It's a close call.

This is my favorite sports memory. (now in image dump form)
http://www.imagebeast.net/images/5bzfi95xczyiatim3z.gif
http://www.imagebeast.net/images/wbw...n005ldw54t.jpg
http://www.imagebeast.net/images/9jg...ouy2dtq2td.gif
http://www.imagebeast.net/images/p7rvg2vqztg6jf2mno.png

And this would have been one of my most treasured possessions if I didn't get ninja bidded on Ebay. Fuck you Pats_SuckXLII... fuck you...
http://www.imagebeast.net/images/92p...0pcp7vnw8j.jpg

**Olo401** · 2009-10-16 02:05

a bag of dicks, etc.

**tyven** · 2009-10-16 09:51

Dallas

Oakland

Redskins

Houston

Detroit

Carolina

Tampa Bay

Buffalo

Cleveland

KC

Titans

Rams

this group only has wins against each other and are a combined 0-39 against the other teams in the NFL.

**Mizango** · 2009-10-16 09:53

You forgot to add that all of Dallas wins are on said FIAL list.

**Mizango** · 2009-10-16 09:54

But they are a great team.

**Mizango** · 2009-10-16 09:54

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

**tyven** · 2009-10-16 09:55

I WILL ADD THEM

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