Trolling Symposium

[Conformity]

this may be something fancee knows nothing about

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

a plea to sympathy

lol

this poor cretin has decided to try to humanize himself, to get behind our defenses and let our guard down, perhaps accept him and ease up on our trumping of him

lets see what his next move is!


hold on, let me slip into a bad aussie accent as I continue to narrate in ahlf whisper:

"crikey, he's a beeg one, christ is he dumb though!"

No it's actually a suggestion, you need 10 people to stand up to me, whenever its 1v1 you guys always run off then necrobump when you got back.

I encourage you to make this fair now. I don't need a secret forum whining about ex-girlfriends or writing fake poetry to make friends there babygirl, get your A-game out and lets start a partay!

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

see now he's in stage 2

stage 1 is remembeing minor details and twisting or exagerrating them to illicit a rise or response

stage 2 is reached when stage 1 is executed poorly or falls as water on a ducks back



my own response is currently class b - spelling out in a patronizing matter, or "book report" where this lackwit is going wrong, ideally in an educated manner that the troll won't have the patience to read, or barring that will struggle to understand the education level of a middle class white male or higher

class a was demonstrated earlier, demonstrating a sincere lack of concern LIKE A BOSS and generally "pantsing" this chump or showing others for what he is, a troll in training pants

STAGES AND CLASSES AMG FAKE SECURITY GUARD WENT THERE!


how the fuck does anyone take you seriously when you post in your super secret internet friends club that you're afraid to confront people irl? really now.

where's your overweight online girlfriend at lets make this a proper orgy

[Howard Roark]

uh, now you're just repeating yourself and making up claims that you're being ganged up on

if you suck, you will be called out on it; I had some sub-par stuff myself the other week and one of my friends called me out on it


if you can't take the heat then stop fuckin crying

[Shiroikage]

where's your overweight online girlfriend at lets make this a proper orgy

checking in

[Howard Roark]

checking in

shiro, you crouch behind his knees and I'll push him down

conformity, you mop up the tears

[Shiroikage]

i will defeat him with love

[Howard Roark]

are we the carebears?

STAAAAARE

[Shiroikage]

you are my wonderwall, finesse

[Howard Roark]

he is? what's a wonderwall lol

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

if you can't take the heat then stop fuckin crying

but I said nothing because I can't beat anybody up lol

Haha oh wow. Turn on the air sirens negro its getting real.

[Rocl]

guys its much easier if you ignore the bad trolls, that just makes them angrier

but still ilu sometimes perm, but only sometimes

[Shiroikage]

he is? what's a wonderwall lol

idk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeR1Mo8S7cs

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

he is? what's a wonderwall lol

A song by Oasis, a secret horrible poetry writing security guard should know that. YOU'RE DESTROYING ALL OF MY STEREOTYPES ABOUT YOU HOWARD

[Howard Roark]

he is? what's a wonderwall lol

It's a song about an imaginary friend who's gonna come and save you from yourself.

oh

[Shiroikage]

Finesse is my alt, guys.

[Howard Roark]

haha, genius scientist Dr Jekyll with his uneducated slobbering beast alter ego Mr. Hyde





also, it's writing poetry, but I guess inner city schools can't afford paper, you probably only heard words spoken outloud

[Howard Roark]

lol he edited it

[Howard Roark]

riding poetry, that kills me

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

ya I was remembering your sob story about riding the train and being too much of a pussy to say something