Trolling Symposium

**quannum** · 2009-10-16 16:26

pussy

**Ragnell** · 2009-10-16 19:05

im tender headed, fuck you

**Mizango** · 2009-10-16 19:10

Originally Posted by Ragnell

Thanks, I was thinking about grown out my hair again, but Jesus fuck braiding it HURTS

Yeah man, I have this hood bitch that would pull my roots to the surface just braiding my shit. Oh man for me the worst part is the hair on the top of my head, like starting above my eye brows and going down towards my ears.

Its been years and I can STILL feel that shit.

**quannum** · 2009-10-16 19:21

braiding is nothing compared to a perm, yall just need to suck it up.

**Conformity** · 2009-10-17 20:43

soulglow

**Colenzo** · 2009-10-17 20:53

trolled

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2009-10-18 05:28

it's funnier when people spend 3 pages defending themselves and tell their life story then get their friends to say they trolled the person they were being trolled by

we got a few different kinds of trolls on BG like, for example, the suicide bomber. Ya you all know the motherfucker that runs head first into a thread with a grenade in hand and manages to not only piss everyone off but piss himself off as well. These are the best ones imo because everyones just all mad and doesn't know where to aim the rage so people just start fucking with each other and lose friends etc

then on the other side of the spectrum you got your ninja trolls. someone that will come in and push a few of the right buttons, or egg someone else into a furious rage against another. these guys never really get the credit they deserve, and may not even do it with the intention of ninja trolling, but look closely enough at some threads and you see it.

now you have your '8th degree black belt' trolls. Yeah, this is the majority of the faggots on BG. They come in and show all their fancy moves, sometimes they roll in with their cobra kai dojo just to exacerbate the point, and tell you beforehand that you're being trolled because they think that once they are trolled they've pre-emptively nullified their furious replying by calling firsties. This faggotry happens all day long on BG.

One of the better trolls on the board is Leif. He had everyone fooled up until recently, but people still debate him. The funny thing is people use troll double-edged. If its a new guy making shitty or controversial posts: ignore the troll. If it's a regular and they're liked; nigga u a good troll. If it's a regular and they're not liked; nigga u mad u always get trolled.

But nobody likes them because they exquisitely trolled the shit out of everyone.

That was a good essay I'm making it an op-ed in USA Today, you're welcome BG. Feel free to become defensive and explain your faggoty wannabe positions below the line.

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**Shiroikage** · 2009-10-18 05:33

TROLLED

**Arvin** · 2009-10-18 05:54

man this is a dumb topic fucking bad

**Rocl** · 2009-10-18 07:40

Originally Posted by Arvin

man this is a dumb topic fucking bad

i am not racist but i can't find any of these darkies attractive
i am sorry guys, i like you as friends but i am disappointed at the fact you do not make my pee pee stiff

**Rocl** · 2009-10-18 07:41

ok like you as friends is stretching it, but i am ok with you textually not sextually

if you know what i mean

jelly bean

**Ryko** · 2009-10-18 09:57

Originally Posted by The Finesse

it's funnier when people spend 3 pages defending themselves and tell their life story then get their friends to say they trolled the person they were being trolled by

Originally Posted by Ryko

Note that trolling may also be just putting someone on the defensive, instead of making them rage.

You ain't no innovator son!

**Abandon** · 2009-10-18 12:15

Yo, that shit does hurt. My aunt used to pull the shit out of my head, I'm not even really render-headed. Fuck doing it again after I get out, heh

**Conformity** · 2009-10-18 12:21

So how long have you been posting @ SA, The Fanecce?

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2009-10-18 13:04

Originally Posted by Ryko

You ain't no innovator son!

3 page essay defending my irrelevant stance just so I look cooler with words than you do INCOMING

**Ryko** · 2009-10-18 13:33

I cant wait sir.

**Day** · 2009-10-18 13:33

didn't he just do that

**Ryko** · 2009-10-18 13:56

Nah

**Day** · 2009-10-18 13:57

oh seemed like it to me

**Ryko** · 2009-10-18 13:57

Also there's a mathematical formula for pissing people off by disregarding them over the internet. It's 1.25 words in response for every sentence up to but not exceeding 5 word response per paragraph responded to. Previous quotes do not count toward the total.

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