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  1. 2009-10-15 14:24 #1
    Absolutely Virtue
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    No wonder I hate my father

    Some dads build spaceships made out of balloons to fly their kids up and away and straight on until morning. Mine just left after he knocked my mom up. Son of a bitch.
  2. 2009-10-15 14:33 #2
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    oral
  3. 2009-10-15 14:35 #3
    Cantih
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    I can one up that.
    Mine didn't just leave, but died.
    Best thing he could of done tbh.
  4. 2009-10-15 14:38 #4
    Absolutely Virtue
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    Quote Originally Posted by isladar View Post
    oral
    You'd be amazed how ineffective this line is on the ladies, even when I invoke stories of my own childhood tragedies.
  5. 2009-10-15 14:39 #5
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    papa was a rollin stone
  6. 2009-10-15 14:41 #6
    Cantih
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    I never got why it's women who do the cherry stem trick.

    You see, when I do the cherry stem trick, good things always happen.
  7. 2009-10-15 14:49 #7
    Conformity
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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    I too would hate the jailer of love
  8. 2009-10-15 15:07 #8
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  9. 2009-10-15 15:22 #9
    Mizango
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    Quote Originally Posted by quannum View Post
    papa was a rollin stone

    Did mama develop a habit?
  10. 2009-10-15 15:23 #10
    Mizango
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    Deal with it nerds.
  11. 2009-10-15 15:27 #11
    quannum
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    talkin about savin souls and all the time leeching
  12. 2009-10-16 00:20 #12
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