New Study Reveals Sperm Has Surprising Anti-aging Effects

**Zanz L. Barre The 3rd** · 2009-10-16 21:00

My left hand has never looked younger.

**Qalbert** · 2009-10-16 21:38

so thats why I keep finding baby socks under my bed

**Eratosthenes** · 2009-10-17 00:49

It gives a new meaning to the term "Fountain of Youth".

**drwaffles** · 2009-10-17 00:53

Sorry, I'm not gonna trust the findings of scientists whose idea of research is jizzing on insects, rodents and into beakers of human blood.

**gaira** · 2009-10-17 01:00

Originally Posted by drwaffles

Sorry, I'm not gonna trust the findings of scientists whose idea of research is jizzing on insects, rodents and into beakers of human blood.

where else could you possibly want to put your jism?

**Omniyoji** · 2009-10-17 01:15

Ancient JP secret!

**Nyx** · 2009-10-17 04:32

Brilliant! No wonder I look young for my age.

**Tricen** · 2009-10-17 04:38

So when I bust and it accidentally goes into my mouth, it's actually benifacial?

MAD PUN UP IN THIS LOL

**Mistress Stowastiq** · 2009-10-17 05:34

Originally Posted by Kryssan

Uhoh. In before what's about to happen here.

I loled.

Bet it takes like 1000+ ejaculates per dosage or something insane like that by the time they reduce it down to the compound.

**Ghost_Wheel22** · 2009-10-17 05:51

All I thought was a room full of shelves of bottled jizz and some old crazy looking guy jerking off furiously and screaming "I TOLD YOU SO!".

**Telamond** · 2009-10-17 08:31

Next IG Nobel Prize contenders for Medicine maybe? D:

**sephir** · 2009-10-17 09:17

I wonder if Vegans will have a beef with this?

**Atreides** · 2009-10-17 09:34

SOMEONE QUICK FILL ME WITH SEED

**Grey Jorildyn** · 2009-10-17 10:46

people apparently love studying the effects of semen..

Semen acts as an anti-depressant - 26 June 2002 - New Scientist
g/f showed me this...

**wipers** · 2009-10-17 10:51

And all this time women thought men were useless.

**Nyx** · 2009-10-17 16:29

I read some study that said it prevents breast cancer, too. Who has some jizz for me?!

**BadKarma** · 2009-10-17 16:44

Originally Posted by Milkster

It's not just tasty, it has other uses too!
lol

You are so gay lol

I still love you though

**Conrad** · 2009-10-17 16:50

Originally Posted by Nyx

I read some study that said it prevents breast cancer, too. Who has some jizz for me?!

I imagine this requires application directly to the point of interest?

**Nyx** · 2009-10-17 17:09

Originally Posted by Skirkle

I imagine this requires application directly to the point of interest?

Oral, actually. A topical application couldn't possibly hurt though.

**kuronosan** · 2009-10-18 09:24

Sperm as an anti-depressant? I better prepare my girlfriend for a life of eternal happiness.

(No frodo, I don't mean accepting Jesus as her saviour)

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