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    Pretty sure English football fans were banned from the world cup due to their destructive behavior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saxon View Post
    tbf football hooligans could kick and american football fans asses.
    those guys are insane.

    i once had a talk with this London crack addict and he said he killed a man at a football game. shit was so cash.
    So your going to make fun of Americans and pretend your superior and then steal some of our lingo and use it poorly, I get it now.

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    lol I don't know shit about football but it cracked me up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saxon View Post
    i already said im not gay. but i guess you just want me because you cant have me.
    Baby, you and me both know that what you call yourself don't matter. We will be sodomizing sweet ass. Also, when you cum, is your jizz like liquid? Creamy? Or sort of solid? I hope it's not the solid kind that looks like lumps of stuff are pumping out your dick cause that's kind of gross. Also, i may or may not shave my ass for when you start rimming it, but i can definitely put forth the effort for you baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyo View Post
    So your going to make fun of Americans and pretend your superior and then steal some of our lingo and use it poorly, I get it now.
    no notrly. if i had the money i would move to america.
    i just know a lot of americans are ignorant and dont know anything outside of their country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Baby, you and me both know that what you call yourself don't matter. We will be sodomizing sweet ass. Also, when you cum, is your jizz like liquid? Creamy? Or sort of solid? I hope it's not the solid kind that looks like lumps of stuff are pumping out your dick cause that's kind of gross. Also, i may or may not shave my ass for when you start rimming it, but i can definitely put forth the effort for you baby.
    i jizz rainbows and sunshine.

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    Good, though i know you will be uncomfortable with the idea of my pumping your prostate dry, i think you will one day become accustomed to it. But don't think i'm selfish, i will also let you pound my ass occassionally. Also, you should probably bleach your asshole.

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    what the fuck playgirl fantasy shit did this become and kuya fuck you for those mental sperm images god dammit

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    my eyes feel raped and molested

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    That shit was pretty intense.

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    hey

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    oi

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    hey

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    sup ryko

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    you any less fat now?

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    but kuya, i think im going to go ahead and continue to play hard to get

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    que's la que

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    que's la que
    knew you didnt speak a real language

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saxon View Post
    but kuya, i think im going to go ahead and continue to play hard to get
    Make it really hard, so when you stick your 20 inch dick in my butt you can use the tears of my pain to further lubricate that monster of yours. i will probably poop from the experience and we will slather that shit on our balls as we teabag eachother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Make it really hard, so when you stick your 20 inch dick in my butt you can use the tears of my pain to further lubricate that monster of yours. i will probably poop from the experience and we will slather that shit on our balls as we teabag eachother.
    now you're just being silly
    19", no need to boost my ego any further.

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