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  1. #501
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saxon View Post
    now you're just being silly
    19", no need to boost my ego any further.
    There will probably be blood too, but don't worry, if we stay faithful there is little chance of aids. However that blood that you injured out of my asshole is what we will use to lubricate mine when i get into you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    There will probably be blood too, but don't worry, if we stay faithful there is little chance of aids. However that blood that you injured out of my asshole is what we will use to lubricate mine when i get into you.
    it will be a mess of blood, rainbows, sunshine and lube everywhere.

    also. im still not gay.

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    You can be as straight as you want to be with your penis in my poop blocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    i will probably poop from the experience and we will slather that shit on our balls as we teabag eachother.
    o and poop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    You can be as straight as you want to be with your penis in my poop blocks.
    not gay as long as the balls dont touch

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    This is like a bad rape fantasy.

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    Don't worry about people calling you gay just because you occasionally let me drill my dick into your mouth. Just tell them that you pack my shit more often than i pack yours and they will accept that you are the straightest around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyo View Post
    This is like a bad rape fantasy.
    raping your imagination?
    because i dont feel too violated atm. kuya is pretty tame for a semi-nigger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyo View Post
    This is like a bad rape nightmare.
    fixed that for you you fucking faggot ass homo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saxon View Post
    not gay as long as the balls dont touch
    Of course. We will passionately run circles with our fingers around our nipples as we giggle and moan as the sun rises over this burning island paradise. We will stroll the streets in the nude to demonstrate to everyone that what we have is special and 19 inches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Don't worry about people calling you gay just because you occasionally let me drill my dick into your mouth. Just tell them that you pack my shit more often than i pack yours and they will accept that you are the straightest around.
    can we play mariah carey in the background to soften the mood?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Of course. We will passionately run circles with our fingers around our nipples as we giggle and moan as the sun rises over this burning island paradise. We will stroll the streets in the nude to demonstrate to everyone that what we have is special and 19 inches.
    clothes are for the repressed anyway

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    We will make out in public saxon, and we won't care who knows. In fact, to declare our new relationship i will make a thread in general to show everyone we're not afraid to show that you can stick your dick in my butt and still remain straight. I just hope spam will be there the day we marry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    general
    TOO FAR

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    Let me ask the mod's to change your title to kuya's boyfriend. Brb.

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    but go ahead, just dont expect me to make an appearance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Let me ask the mod's to change your title to kuya's boyfriend. Brb.
    sweet. 1 day in spam, and i get my own thread courtest of ryko, and a custom title.

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    hey niggas

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