Questions About the Dudes Down the Hall

[Parshias]

lol at Canadian Navy

Hey man, someone's got to take care of that unlicensed fishing problem on the great lakes.

[Rikus]

The OP lives in Canadia.

We have a Navy? Heh who knew

That is a shitty ass situation you got on your hands because the THC will absolutely show up in your blood stream.

[Penthesilea]

Have you thought about going and getting your own kit and testing yourself?

[sephir]

From the Canadian human rights commission on drug and alcohol testing:

"The Canadian Human Rights Act prohibits discrimination on the basis of disability and perceived disability. Disability includes those with a previous or existing dependence on alcohol or a drug.

Because they cannot be established as bona fide occupational requirements, the following types of testing are not acceptable:
• Pre-employment drug testing
• Pre-employment alcohol testing
• Random drug testing
• Random alcohol testing of employees in non-safety-sensitive positions."

This means that they CANNOT ask you to take a drug test. However what they can do in some circumstances is have you take a random alcohol test when you are in a safety-sensitive position (e.g. Truck Driver). If you are asked to take a drug test upon applying for a position, it opens the company (in this case the military) to a lawsuit.

[Byrthnoth]

Invoke that law and suddenly another part of your application will become insufficient though.

[Cyn]

The clear solution is to not join the navy. Why is your husband ok with you wanting to spend months on a boat with a bunch of dudes anyways?

[Byrthnoth]

SatireWire | Canada Has a Warship? Like for War?
:D

[Tellahh]

SatireWire | Canada Has a Warship? Like for War?

"You're kidding, right? Canada has a warship?" asked U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. "Like for war?

"Does Canada know?" he added.

Holy fuckin' lol.

[LeothaSamurai]

got to do it...

there are known knowns, known unknowns, and unknown unknowns

[bechyni]

SatireWire | Canada Has a Warship? Like for War?
:D

Holy shit..."Who gave Canada a warship!?" Wonder what Canadians are saying about this lol

[Egon]

How about turning them in?

[Amastacia]

How 'bout no, Scott. Ratting a harmless po-thead to the police is such a conservifag thing to do.

Speaking to them diplomatically is the best option. Explain to them that their secondhand smoke is getting into your apartment and making you feel ill, and ask them if they wouldn't mind smoking outside or at the very least trying to improve the ventilation in their apartment so that the smoke is less likely to enter yours.

[Egon]

How 'bout no, Scott. Ratting a harmless po-thead to the police is such a conservifag thing to do.

Speaking to them diplomatically is the best option. Explain to them that their secondhand smoke is getting into your apartment and making you feel ill, and ask them if they wouldn't mind smoking outside or at the very least trying to improve the ventilation in their apartment so that the smoke is less likely to enter yours.

Yea, cause obeying the law is something only conservatives do.




And if it was harmless, then why is there a thread about 'em?

[Xenophobe]

If you rat them out to the cops all they will get is a fine if they have less then an oz on them anyway. Then you will just end up with pissed off neighbours.

Plus the fucking keystone cops in Halifax have more important issues to deal with, like stopping the sprytown feud.