Ahh Glenn Beck, you must be trolling

[thestalkmore]

1. Glenn Beck is hot.
2. Glenn Beck is a relentless truth-teller.
3. Glenn Beck has, in only the last few months, been behind revealing most of the socialists/marxists/whackos in the Obama administration. He had played an instrumental role in exposing the corruption in the Obama administration, including Obama surrounding himself with Chicago cronies and the administration's complete lack of transparency.
4. Glenn Beck is funny.
5. Glenn Beck is hot.

And the only reasonable criticism people can bring up is:



And with good reason. Too many Republicans make Democrat friends. Making Democrat friends leads to corruption, loss of values, etc. Then, when such a Republican finally gets a taste of sanity, they break ties with their Democrat friends, and the media calls him a fascist, racist, nazi, or gay.

But you talk like he is suddenly going to start talking like Fidel Castro in 2012.

Ok, I'm convinced. You are the most effective troll this board has ever seen.

[wipers]

Not quite spicy enough need to add more layers of absurdity to make it work. How about Glenn Beck eats Mexican midgets with hot sauce after he kills them.

[Souj]

GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A MIDGET IN 1990!

It's true. heres the 100% accurate incredibly accurate supermegatruth evidence!
GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A MIDGET IN 1990!

[Sirrus_Asura]

I like how you took all that stuff about Glenn Beck exposing the corrupt White House person by person and equated it to an anagram.

I mean, you could of at least bothered to call me a conspiracy theorist, but you know I would have brought up Michael Moore, 9-11 Truthers, and MSNBC and completely won the argument in about 5 seconds.

Pussy.

10/10

I wish I could troll as well as you.

[Ksandra]

Leif will never be able to troll as well as Glenn Beck, who may or may have not raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

[Howard Roark]

pretty sure it's hollywood/disney doing the trolling, saying hey watch this

Glenn Beck wants something? how about we give it to him from that which he hates, and he can't possibly reneg on something so good as volunteering -- we got this bitch

[Guyverarmor]

Honestly, if we have a poll for greatest troll ever in history, I would hope to see Glenn Beck and Leif on said poll.

[Howard Roark]

lol at Leif being a good troll, you guys are just plain gullible and fall for his shenanigans

[Jakson]

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x...wan_kenobi.jpg
Ah, yes, but who is the greaterer troll? The Glenn Beck, or the Obama that trolls him?

[kuronosan]

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x...wan_kenobi.jpg
Ah, yes, but who is the greaterer troll? The Glenn Beck, or the Obama that trolls him?

http://www.sfsignal.com/mt-static/images/darthVader.jpg

I sense something...

[Leif]

Glenn Beck is the messiah's right hand, here to save us from Beelzebama.

=D

His holy truth will guide us away from the demoncrats and into salvation.

=D

He doesn't need facts or sources to back him up

But, like any true prophet would, he has them anyways!

(Leif already explained to me how things like that just denote "scholarly" work, and education is a liberal pursuit)

Liberals love wrecking the education system. For more, start a new thread.

because he literally has Jesus whispering in his ear.

He IS Jesus.

When the Rapture is upon us and Glenn Beck is given absolute perfect knowledge he will see what you have written here, and he will not show mercy.

Whoahhhh, dude, that's intense.

[Mizango]

lollief.

[Chun Liroy]

=D


=D


But, like any true prophet would, he has them anyways!


Liberals love wrecking the education system. For more, start a new thread.


He IS Jesus.


Whoahhhh, dude, that's intense.

I had you up until there, then I knew you were spewing fallacies as Kyle Orton is the true Jesus.

[Mizango]

Personal attacks.

[Alleya]

Personal attacks.

Yeah seriously. I don't like Beck, but comparing him to Jesus? That's just low.

[Max™]

Hey man, lay off Jesus.

Think about who is saying this here, btw.


Jesus sounds like a really cool dude.

I bet I would have gotten along great with Jesus, we both liked to wander around and have random discussions with strangers about crazy sounding shit.

[Correction]

I bet I would have gotten along great with Jesus, we both liked to wander around and have random discussions with strangers about crazy sounding shit.

I knew it, Mitch Hedberg was Jesus.

[Zilong]

Jesus od'd on cocaine?

[Max™]

Jesus od'd on cocaine?

Mitch came back from the dead after a 3 day weekend?

[Day]

They both saw the world through rose colored glasses?