Burger King selling a Windows 7 Whopper in Japan

[Correction]

Max's weird aversion to simple biological functions make me think he'd want the foglet movement to be real

http://i38.tinypic.com/o59kq8.gif

[Max™]

I've got a weird aversion to death.

Food will be the death of you.

I am just trying to stay alive until I can upgrade to a much more robust non-biological format, preferably one with back-up storage.

[Yuri-G]

You can never really know what Japan will do about anything I guess... after I showed my husband that Whopper, he sent me to a site where they're advertising a special version of windows in Japan that comes with a special theme + mascot:

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z...ows7nanami.png

that is so fucking cute! I want one! or better yet, I want her to star in a videogame, she just has the look.

[Faris]

Well nobody else wants you to live forever, that's for sure

fucking rocl, rofl.

[Max™]

Nice, I missed that actually.

I <3 you too Rocl.

[Katlan]

idk about you guys, but I'd eat the fuck out of that thing. Sure I'd be sick afterwards, but it's about the adventure!

needs more lettuce and tomatoes

[Mr. Flippy]

needs cheese and bacon between each beef patty then we will talk

[Mayareira]

[Chicomagiko]

I thought Yokozuna-sama was Hawaiian? Also, Win7 theme model chick's hair pin reminds me of 4chan's icon. Coincidence? or am i being wooshed?

[Akucaen]

....food is disgusting, ok, trying explaining that to the starving people in Africa.

you're so inconsiderate and ungrateful. FUCK

I'm so sorry that we come from countries that can feed themselves and aren't in a near constant state of civil war, that our problems come from social forces rather than if we can find out next meal. Please accept my dearest apologies that we all had the misfortune to be born in the civilized, first world countries. Damn us all.

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I'm not saying we shouldn't care about those who can't feed themselves, but watch your mouth. We send, as a country, millions of dollars in aid plus food and medicine to the same countries you describe. I don't see your country doing the same, you'd rather be infighting amongst each other and invade us with Islam. I dare to think how close the Arab states would be to African if we didn't want your oil anymore. You've got the political unrest and dissent down already, just wait until the money dries up and you'll be joining them soon enough.

[Minions]

Single Whopper:
670 Calories .............................51g Carbs
40g Fat...................................11g Sugar
11g Saturated Fat.....................29g Protein
1.5g Trans Fat..........................1020mg Sodium
75mg Cholesterol


Double whopper:
920 Calories................................51g Carbs
58g Fat.....................................11g sugar
19g Saturated fat........................48mg Protien
2.5g Trans Fat............................1090mg sodium
140mg Cholesterol


Triple Whopper:
1160 Calories............................51g Carbs
76g Fat...................................11g Sugar
27g Saturated Fat.....................68g Protein
3g Trans Fat............................1170mg sodium
205mg Cholesterol


Assuming they only added meat.. a 7-stacked whopper would have:


2160 Calories...........................51g Carbs
148g Fat.................................11g Sugar
59g Saturated Fat....................144g Protein
9g Trans Fat...........................1490mg Sodium
465mg Cholesterol

Some daily values: (based on 2000 calorie diet)

calories: 108%
Fat: 228%
Sat. Fat: 295%
Trans Fat: 1800% (based on 0.5g/day allowance)
Cholesterol: 153%
Protein: 288%
Sodium: 62%



Sounds ... disgusting

So just about the same calories as eatting a bacon ultimate cheeseburger meal at jackntehbox.

[Vendog]

Whopper has 4 pickles on it thats just the first 2 you see the other 2 would be behind them

[Faris]

I'm so sorry that we come from countries that can feed themselves and aren't in a near constant state of civil war, that our problems come from social forces rather than if we can find out next meal. Please accept my dearest apologies that we all had the misfortune to be born in the civilized, first world countries. Damn us all.

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I'm not saying we shouldn't care about those who can't feed themselves, but watch your mouth. We send, as a country, millions of dollars in aid plus food and medicine to the same countries you describe. I don't see your country doing the same, you'd rather be infighting amongst each other and invade us with Islam. I dare to think how close the Arab states would be to African if we didn't want your oil anymore. You've got the political unrest and dissent down already, just wait until the money dries up and you'll be joining them soon enough.

well jee bro, I was just saying that Max is inconsiderate; I didnt know Max was the official representative of the U.S.

clean your bleeding, patriotic vagina before you attack someone like this.

[bechyni]

That's one big ass burger

[ozz]

So awareness = existence?

Not trying to start an argument, just enjoy a good debate and this appears to have potential. Why I actually ended up making an account so I could post

Actually, yeah, but the way it was first put into words was "Cogito, ergo sum"

[Silenka]

I wouldn't mind living forever. There's always something to do. Just as long as I could live healthy and young forever (yeah right, amirite?). The only thing I think would bother me is having to start loving all over again every time a spouse dies, eventually their lifespans would start to feel like owning a pet cat or something >.>

[Max™]

Well, I'd want to bring someone suitably ready with me.

Then get a planetoid colony and head off towards other stars until a wave of FTL tech overtakes me, then the real fun could begin.

Though I could always delve into the past, there is much to do that way as well.

[Tellahh]

That burger looks beyond disgusting... it's almost like they're poking fun at America, because no one in Japan will eat that shit haha.

inb4 rising obesity rate in Japan.

[Senoska]

that is so fucking cute! I want one! or better yet, I want her to star in a videogame, she just has the look.

I can't say I support Microsoft pretty much adopting the OS-tan line. The point of the previous ones (although catchy) was to poke fun at the OS in some way. See: Microsoft Vista's huge memory requirements being expressed through the size of her tats. Although, I do like the semi-loli approach so I won't be complaining.

[kuronosan]

I'll have a douba-bake-uh-burger...