
Originally Posted by
The Finesse
I had sweat glistening from my forehead as I flipped over the couch to see who the fuck you were addressing in this thread. After I tossed the half naked Malaysian stripper off of my dick and into the kitchen where she poured me a $2000 glass of 300 year aged bourbon I decided to click.
Luckily enough I didn't have to drive my Lamborghini Macintosh to your home and crush your fucking skull with my laser cut rubicon brass knuckles before I head to Milan in Air Force One to fuck a mansion full of Versace models and get paid for it just because I'm that motherfucking godly.
Be careful with that shit next time you almost died.