Girlfriend question

[bechyni]

Ok so me and my girlfriend have been getting into this discussion over sex and the Bible (OHLARD). We used to have sex everyday up until recently and now she sees it as a sin. We still have it occasionally but she feels bad afterwards because she feels guilty for committing said "sin" So my question to you BG is there anything in the Bible that kind of leans toward the viewpoint of sex before marriage is ok or any thing I could throw at her to get back to doing the nasty lol. Please no "she's cheating on you that's why" or "just dump the bitch" stuff please this is SRS BIZNEZ lmao

[Woozie]

Did you not make this topic a year ago? I'm sure somebody did.

[Blarg]

All sins are equal so fucking eachother is just as bad as swearing or all that petty shit like being angry at someone so if she can do that without feeling guilty she can fuck.

[Kerberoz]

In the pooper.

Do you really want to be with a fundamentalist?

[bechyni]

Nah I didn't make a similar post lol glad to see I'm not the only one.

[stewie]

Drug her nightly.

[Drex]

Start calling her Eve in bed

[BerenTebogo]

girls are icky. Goats are the only ones who will really appreciate you.

[NotGreyheim]

Let me tell you how this thread is going to go.

You tell us about your crazy GF who "suddenly finds Jesus" (protip: he wasn't behind the couch) and how she doesn't want to fig your newton anymore

We tell you she has either gone batshit crazy, or is screwing around. Either way, we tell you to curb her wacky ass

You post a picture of said crazy girlfriend (note: this is probably the second biggest mistake you make today. First being posting this thread.)

About 10 or so pages of lulz ensue, before there are no new developments, and the thread fizzles out.

Yes, this thread has happened before. It'll likely happen again, too.

[wipers]

Who needs a girlfriend hookers are cheaper.

[Kerberoz]

Convert her to Gnosticism and explain that sex is a sacred union with god or w/e the hell they teach.

[bechyni]

If I didn't make this then I wouldn't have entertainment for the rest of the night though :/

[Byrthnoth]

Well, if we are to believe Monty Python (my top biblical reference) then I'd have to say that premarital sex or any sex not for the express purpose of babymakin is not allowed a la Bible.

Then again, neither is wearing polyester mixes.

[Haiko]

post pics for further evaluations

[bechyni]

I tried to take a pic of my left hand for this thread but it couldn't hold the camera steady enough to so no gf pics :/

[Ermac]

Well here's how things are gonna go now that she is "finding Jesus":

Either:

a) She snaps out of it and realizes her sexual urges are taking over and stops caring. (Problem solved)

or

b) She continues to view it as a horrendous wrongdoing and slowly pushes sex further and further from your reach. (See Appendix A for solution to this problem)



Appendix A:

If you are reading this, then unfortunately you have become even BETTER friends with your right/left hand. To fix this, start going out and find something else. The female will either hate you for having sex with someone else, or she will get jealous that you're even looking and start to let go of her current stance against you. Either way, you get what you want (and the gettin will be good, ESPECIALLY if there's a jealous undertone, trust me).

[ZarakiKujata]

you can do it man bitches love confidence

[Zilong]

It's just a phase

Or you better pray to god it is anyway.

[BadKarma]

I agree, when they feel like they have to prove themselves. What you gettin is gettin better and better.

[Roro]

Depends, do you use a condom?