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    Just tell her that blowing you isn't a sin. And that she must fulfill the sexual needs of both of you through this method.

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    Explain to her that it's not pre-marital sex if you don't pan on marrying her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mici View Post
    Explain to her that it's not pre-marital sex if you don't pan on marrying her
    lol.

    In the pooper is a good suggestion, try something new or different, or get better at it, and maybe she wont feel so guilty cause she'll like it so much.

    Any time my gf's came up with a reason to have sex less, I would find a way to make them want it more. Usually works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mici View Post
    Explain to her that it's not pre-marital sex if you don't pan on marrying her
    And we have a winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ermac View Post
    The female will either hate you for having sex with someone else, or she will get jealous that you're even looking and start to let go of her current stance against you. Either way, you get what you want (and the gettin will be good, ESPECIALLY if there's a jealous undertone, trust me).
    inb4 OP says he had a convo with his gf and it boiled down to "I thought our relationship was more than just sex!" to which she dumps him soon afterward with her narrow-minded thought process.

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    In this situation, "just dump the bitch" is the most sound advice anyone can give you even if you don't want to hear it like a giant fucking moron. Surprise, her priorities have changed! It's all downhill from here. Tricking her into fucking you is ultimately just going to lead to her blaming you for fucking up her moral compass and dumping you when she figures your shit out eventually, and being with someone who isn't giving you any tail makes you miserable. Why the fuck do you want to hang onto this again?

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    OP doesn't have a girlfriend, enjoy your hand.
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    I think she "found jesus" is cus she's bored of having sex with you.

    sometimes women do that; they get bored of something and they start justifying not doing in any way.
    if you were giving it to her good, the only thing she gonna find is how to unzip your pants faster.

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    pre-marital sex is a sin, there is no way out of it in your religion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firas View Post
    I think she "found jesus" is cus she's bored of having sex with you.

    sometimes women do that; they get bored of something and they start justifying not doing in any way.
    if you were giving it to her good, the only thing she gonna find is how to unzip your pants faster.

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    pre-marital sex is a sin, there is no way out of it in your religion.
    How the fuck Al-Qaeda gonna come in here and give some sage advice, what happened to my GD?

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    To elaborate, if she (by some miracle) sticks to her guns on the no-sex thing.... sooner or later she WILL become attracted to someone else just because he is NEW, and she will be more willing to do something with him instead of you who just sits there and takes it in the ass. I guarantee this.

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    Firas is right though, it IS considered a sin....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mici View Post
    Explain to her that it's not pre-marital sex if you don't pan on marrying her
    Holy crap I never noticed that loophole lol

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    It's still sex before being in a state of marriage, not really a loop-hole, just the way it was worded. ;/

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    That is assuming that marriage and being single exist in some sort of order. You could also say that divorced people are post marital and therefore they can have sex without being married

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    In this situation, "just dump the bitch" is the most sound advice anyone can give you even if you don't want to hear it like a giant fucking moron. Surprise, her priorities have changed! It's all downhill from here. Tricking her into fucking you is ultimately just going to lead to her blaming you for fucking up her moral compass and dumping you when she figures your shit out eventually, and being with someone who isn't giving you any tail makes you miserable. Why the fuck do you want to hang onto this again?
    Been with her for almost three years soo yeahhh

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    in all honesty, good luck to her. I think she needs someone else.

    she's trying to be a better person; and her horny boyfriend is posting her case on the internetz for the lulz; only thinking about his dick.
    you should go work on your moves in bed, or you should perhaps consider marrying her - if you think you're responsible enough to handle a family.
    but then again, you're the guy posting your problems on a game forum, so fuck that i guess.


    post some pics, FUCK.

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    How dare he ask for advice from people while maintaining his and his gf's anonymity.

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    Bottom line, if you can go without, then respect her wishes. If you cant, find some new pussy.

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