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    Maybe she's just using religion as an excuse not to have sex. It could be that for some reason she's not liking the sex and she doesn't want to talk to you about it because she's embarassed or doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Maybe she's having some pain due to lack of lubrication or bladder issues (you ever try sticking a penis up into your bladder repeatedly?). Maybe you're just not doing it right.

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    You're engaged and she didn't talk something like this over with you first?

    How old are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aduidarnenye View Post
    Maybe she's just using religion as an excuse not to have sex. It could be that for some reason she's not liking the sex and she doesn't want to talk to you about it because she's embarassed or doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Maybe she's having some pain due to lack of lubrication or bladder issues (you ever try sticking a penis up into your bladder repeatedly?). Maybe you're just not doing it right.
    I've watched many instructional videos on sex I think I got it down pat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    You're engaged and she didn't talk something like this over with you first?

    How old are you?
    21

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    Quote Originally Posted by bechyni View Post
    I've watched many instructional videos on sex I think I got it down pat.
    wait wait, watched instructional videos, lol. now we gotta know how old you are bro.

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    hmmm, you could be too young to get married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firas View Post
    wait wait, watched instructional videos, lol. now we gotta know how old you are bro.
    jokes bro

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    After you elaborated further, it DOES sound like this is a ploy to get you married sooner. Which brings me to my next point, do you really want to get married to someone that petty and immature (I say this knowing quite well who you are )? Not trying to demean her or anything, but that sounds pretty pathetic if she can't just talk this out with you.

    My 2 cents~

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    Quote Originally Posted by bechyni View Post
    I've watched many instructional videos on sex I think I got it down pat.
    You know how and when to adjust the depth and angle of your thrust to avoid causing pain to full bladders or intenstines full of gas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aduidarnenye View Post
    You know how and when to adjust the depth and angle of your thrust to avoid causing pain to full bladders or intenstines full of gas?
    Of course and while I'm thrusting I measure my terminal velocity to protect from cock burn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    jokes bro
    oic

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    Quote Originally Posted by bechyni View Post
    Of course and while I'm thrusting I measure my terminal velocity to protect from cock burn
    you are supposed to wear a compass on your head to make sure you are fucking towards the north. Bitches love north fucking

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    Quote Originally Posted by bechyni View Post
    Of course and while I'm thrusting I measure my terminal velocity to protect from cock burn
    You can totally chaff during thrusting? Learn something every day, I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    you are supposed to wear a compass on your head to make sure you are fucking towards the north. Bitches love north fucking
    I dont think it got anything to do with directions, this is not ffxi crafting bro. wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellahh View Post
    After you elaborated further, it DOES sound like this is a ploy to get you married sooner. Which brings me to my next point, do you really want to get married to someone that petty and immature (I say this knowing quite well who you are )? Not trying to demean her or anything, but that sounds pretty pathetic if she can't just talk this out with you.

    My 2 cents~
    She says on a regular basis that she is ready to get married whenever but understands that we need to finish our degrees before anything. Btw how you been Tellahh?
    Didn't wanna mention this but yeah her dads a preacher lol. Idk if it was from a certain sermon or w/e but this all hasn't happened until recently

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firas View Post
    I dont think it got anything to do with directions, this is not ffxi crafting bro. wtf
    Hmm, do you think she was saying 'noooo' instead of 'norrrth' while I fucked them then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bechyni View Post
    She says on a regular basis that she is ready to get married whenever but understands that we need to finish our degrees before anything. Btw how you been Tellahh?
    Didn't wanna mention this but yeah her dads a preacher lol. Idk if it was from a certain sermon or w/e but this all hasn't happened until recently
    Ohhh shiiiiiit.

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    ok so now we know the source of her "finding jesus".

    progressss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firas View Post
    ok so now we know the source of her "finding jesus".

    progressss
    One of my girlfriends families was very religious and at times became prude randomly, and for weeks at a time.

    She was also terrible at giving head.

    My solution to this problem, since it was re-occuring, was to leave her. It worked too, good luck lol.

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    Why is anyone taking this slack jawed peasant and his peasant problem seriously?

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