Girlfriend question

[archibaldcrane]

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anyways, i'm off to get a divorce now

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no really I am

Say it ain't so jihadist!

[Max™]

girls are icky. Goats are the only ones who will really appreciate you.

QFT

Btw, there is no such thing as sin, stop feeling guilty over stupid rules made up by dead crazy people.

[Shenrien]

QFT

Btw, there is no such thing as sin, stop feeling guilty over stupid rules made up by dead crazy people.

But that crazy dead guy can walk on water supposedly!

[Max™]

Jesus never said it was wrong to fuck before you're married, last I checked.

That was an older rule, an older dead crazy guy made up.


Note: if you don't get what I'm saying, if you hear voices and tell people god is talking to you, you're not a prophet, you have schizophrenia.

[Arvin]

It's no offense to you, but no guy should even have the thought of marriage cross their minds until at least 26 IMO (the very least, hell I'm probably not going to until very late 20s)

I've been told time and time again (by older women friends), and it's been proven to me that every girl has absolutely no fucking clue what they want until they're a little older. No offense to any girls who are faithful to their men, but 99% of women under the age of 25 can't get a grasp of what they want in a man or in life.


Don't get married.

Just don't. You'll regret it.

[Max™]

I'm 29, I knew when I was 23 that I would be with my woman for the rest of my life.

I still agree, there is NEVER a good reason to rush into marriage.

She is my wife, I am her husband, fuck whatever legal system thinks it has the right to argue that.

We are getting legally married because I want her to have a wonderful ceremony with a beautiful dress and gorgeous flowers, with my mom and her mom and my sisters and whatnot there, and because I'm a romantic at heart.

Though I am pressing to have the date be something interesting like a fibonacci number.

3/2/11 or something would be neat.

[Chicomagiko]

I think Dexeter is a pretty cool guy. eh shoots negrons and doesnt afraid of anything

[Ratatapa]

I'm 29, I knew when I was 23 that I would be with my woman for the rest of my life.

I still agree, there is NEVER a good reason to rush into marriage.

She is my wife, I am her husband, fuck whatever legal system thinks it has the right to argue that.

We are getting legally married because I want her to have a wonderful ceremony with a beautiful dress and gorgeous flowers, with my mom and her mom and my sisters and whatnot there, and because I'm a romantic at heart.

Though I am pressing to have the date be something interesting like a fibonacci number.

3/2/11 or something would be neat.

Shoul do it the 21th december 2012

[Acturus]

Jesus never said it was wrong to fuck before you're married, last I checked.

That was an older rule, an older dead crazy guy made up.


Note: if you don't get what I'm saying, if you hear voices and tell people god is talking to you, you're not a prophet, you have schizophrenia.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all better now.

[Max™]

Shoul do it the 21th december 2012

That is not an interesting date to me.

12/21/12 is inelegant.

3/2/11 is 8 - 5, 5 - 3, 3 - 2, 2 - 1, that is an interesting date.

[Sho]

If you're "engaged" for 3-4 months with no ring no date, why be engaged?

She is either:

A) trying to push up the commitment factor and marry you sooner than you are ready
B) freaking out because her GF's are saying "what no date how can you plan a wedding"
C) no longer likes your penis
D) turned to religion suddenly and changed her value system.

Question is, do you want to find out which of the above in 2 years after you have a kid and a mortgage together, or now?

Just because you have 3 years in the bank (at a VERY young age) and lurv her doesn't mean you should bend to her whim. Bad fucking precedent for a marriage. Assuming you are <25, proceed with serious caution. This should be a red flag, but you've ignored some of those to get to this point.

I'ma have to go with C). If you were knocking the pussy out, nothing else would matter, religion or not. Time to start stalking her every where she goes to see if she's getting it elsewhere.

[Max™]

Sho makes a fantastic point.

After 6 years, my girl still happily bounces her ass off my hips just like when we started, I think you have to consider if she's bored with your rod.

[Darus Grey]

We are getting legally married because I want her to have a wonderful ceremony with a beautiful dress and gorgeous flowers, with my mom and her mom and my sisters and whatnot there, and because I'm a romantic at heart.

You can have a ceremony without being legally married. I will *never* legally marry a woman, regardless whether I consider her my wife or not.

Legal marriage is nothing more than a contract about money.

[Max™]

Well, I mostly mean ceremony anyways, as I would have to get a legal identity again to legally get married.

[Mizango]

No one should commit at 21. Drop that shit.

Seconded. Then again he is in NC and down here we do shit a little different, there's probably shotguns and whiskey involved.

[Mizango]

I'ma have to go with C). If you were knocking the pussy out, nothing else would matter, religion or not. Time to start stalking her every where she goes to see if she's getting it elsewhere.

Keylog that bitch? An all time favorite of BG posters everywhere.

[Max™]

Keylog that bitch? An all time favorite of BG posters everywhere.

Friend of mine had some chick claim he was her babydaddy... so he slips a keylogger onto her comp and catches her talking to the dude she was cheating on him with admitting that it might be his baby instead.

He showed her the logs and told her to come back with a paternity test or gtfo, cheating whore, etc.

[Mizango]

Friend of mine had some chick claim he was her babydaddy... so he slips a keylogger onto her comp and catches her talking to the dude she was cheating on him with admitting that it might be his baby instead.

He showed her the logs and told her to come back with a paternity test or gtfo, cheating whore, etc.

They are definitely handy. Fortunately I hadn't messed around with then since college but man oh man, the wicked shit you can do with those are funny. I've busted people (friends of my then roommate) going through my PC, reading my emails etc... only to have me log the strokes and log into their accounts and embarrass them to their friends and family.

There are definitely some good ones out there. They are a very underutilized resource when facing questionable paternity or general shady dealings.

Edited: No homo'ized my post.

[Sho]

You can have a ceremony without being legally married. I will *never* legally marry a woman, regardless whether I consider her my wife or not.

Legal marriage is nothing more than a contract about money.

I just had to say, your avatar is sex and win.

[Mizango]

I thought about tossing on Mcsoul's way but he was easy enough that I didn't even have to bother.