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[Rocl]

guys guys guys

i forget

how to use irc

is this a good thing

or a bad thing

each independent thought

a separate line

why?

cause then

i can call it a poem

make millions

E.B. White

was an authour

i always thought

when i was younger

that EB White was well

i thought he was black

and that Roald Dahl was asian

why?

i don't know

imagine me

a star

a celebrity

in my own mind

jacking off into cups

drinking dog blood

i would so eat a dog

jesus christ i really want to try a dog burger

i wonder if it tastes like a cat does

canine craving

feline fantastic

dolphin dildos

what

oh

ok

can you believe what i am saying

this is really another wall of text

but since you guys complained

last time

i'm showing you compassion

by spacing it out

each individual thought

a different line

lol just kidding

if you noticed

i am just hitting enter

whenever i feel like it

ofc it has to be after

i complete a word

if i hit it mid wo

r

d

it'd

b

e

like some kinda soprano shit

god so fucking annoying

sorry i had to do that

but you know

thats cool dawg

whatever whatever

im at home chillin

like a villian

doing some crazy ass outline

feel like im in middle school

outlining some essay about

how my major is worthless

and it's like forty pages

ok it's a ten page paper

but still

it's annoying

because i write like two pages

for every one of this paper

fucking 18 page outline inc

it's not totally 1:2 ratio

more of a 1:1.8 ratio

hence the 18

you got that?

cool bro

cool

my dog just farted

im serious

not blaming it on the dog

it actually did

smells

like shit

but thats cool

my dog reverse sneezes

i read about it on wikipedia

pretty common beagle problem

man

you ever get an itch

inside of your body?

its weird as fuck

i think it means im like

internal bleeding or some shit

but thats cool

i always wanted to die

i think it'd be pretty cool

i used the prefix for this thread

because i felt like it

it has my NAME

in caps

kind of like I did there when i said NAME

oh god i capitalized an I

when referring to myself

the second one i hit shift because

well i meant the letter I

not i the person

i am a person

naw mean dawg

naw mean

naw mean

naw mean

i wake up to beat the sun from her glory

i'm only one cigarette away from mobility (oh god i could use a cigarette)

it's always

punch in punch out

go to work and go back home

theres only

one chance left

and i know

and i know

where she is wa~i~ting

i wake up to beat the sun from her glorrrrheeeeeeeee

i'm only one cigarette away from mobility

it's always punch in punch out go to work and go back home

theres only one sin left and i know where she is waiting

because it's three suns home and galaxy is jawing

there's only one chance left and i know what i will do with it

so i wake up to beat the sun from her glorrrrrheeeeeeeee

i'm only one cigarette from mobility

it's always punch in punch out go to work and go back home

theres only one sin left and i know what i will do with it

it's always punch in punch out go to work and go back home

there's only one sin left and i know what i will do with it

punch in punch out punch in punch out punch in punch OUT

no but enough seven mary three

guys

guys

guys

are you listening

i hope you are

because im nowhere near done

ok now follow me here

to the land of amazing things

like favorite remotes

and amazing dollar bills

to the land of a thousand worlds

but can't believe what i said

there's this mulatto kid

he's in to me

i'm not ok with that

it's not cause he's black

cause he's a halfie

but it's because he's into me

that's not cool

know why?

i am an ugly, despicable person

not trolling for sympathy

if you disagree with me you are wrong

i am selfish, arrogant, and detestable in every fashion

not to mention despite dressing snappily to make up for my butter face

but whatever man

whatever

someone who falls for that has some kind of fucked up psycho babble problem

we could probably trade meds

yeah im on all sorts of pills to even me out

so i dont try to kill myself (again lol)

it's whatever you know

thats probably why im gay

or am i fucked up because im gay

who knows

julian is also gay

did you know

starr was in a documentary about androgyny?

no lie he was in it

lemme see if i can youtube it again

no mention of his gf though qq

look at this shit

current channel

i watch that shit sometimes on television

YouTube - Androgynous And Proud: VC2

or for the lazy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_9yVLs0mis

look at that he's the first guy there

man i told him i saw it on bbc

but it was current

my bad

whatev whatev

man i have this badass FOSSIL WATCH

fucking black chainlink square faced

naw mean

i like watches

and messenger bags

but i digress

of course i do

that is the purpose of this thing

what else can i say

oh man im running out of ideas

thats what happens when i can only post a few minutes every day

but im using up all my time right now

shirking work

procrastinating

why?

cause im at home and theres reliable internet connection

don't have to worry about being kicked off the wireless internet

every 15 minutes for 5 minutes

fucking annoying

but its whatever

you know

im still taking french karatex

i dont even know if you are french

but i thought you should know

i listen to french music on youtube

and my roommate makes fun of me

i stumble through french conversations

with haitian students

like the guy a friend of mine is fooling with

she's all worried though

because AIDS apparently came from haiti

well it came to america through haiti

or some shit

shes all worried about AIDS

auto immune deficiency syndrome

all up in this bitch

naw mean

i drink bottled water most of the time

why?

idk its expensive

but

it tastes different than tap

and its more delicious

don't try to tell me

water doesnt taste

because it does

if you cant taste it you are dumb

then again maybe i have acuter sense of taste

wow that is a bad sentence

but A CUTER LOL

i am missing an indefinite article there

man is it wrong learning foreign fucking languages

taught me more about english grammar/structure

than fucking english classes?

whatev whatev

i'll present participle all over your face

alliteration rocks

mr walk way

walk on me

lead me to the building

FUCK YOU

got it?

get it?

good

now then

drinking coffee like a boss

shirking work like a boss

petting my dog like a boss

liking a boss like a bosss

getting INFLUENZA shots like a boss

fucking hate needles

they dont hurt or nothing

just fucking annoying little pin pricks

man you know what i hate

when i pop a pill in my mouth and take too long to swallow

and it starts to dissolve

and you get that nasty fucking taste in your mouth

NYUGH

[Colenzo]

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[Colenzo]

fucking genius

[Kiarax]

I'm not French.

[Rocl]

I'm not French.

vous êtes le français

[Kiarax]

No.

[Rocl]

[Howard Roark]

bumping this for relevance

[Shiroikage]

amazing thread